| Q.
How did the unripe strawberry feel about the ripe strawberry?
A. It was green with envy.
Q.
What did the woman say to her dog, Barry, after he dug up
her fruit patch?
A. That's the last straw, Barry!
Q.
How did the fruit basket get across the river?
A. On the straw ferry/ |
Q.
Why didn't any berry ask the strawberry to the prom?
A. It was past her sell by date.
Q.
Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A. Strawberry Fields.
Q.
Why don't strawberries drive?
A. Because they always end up in traffic jams!
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Q.
Why did everybody like that strawberry so much?
A. Because it was so sweet.
Q.
What did the fruit pirate wear over one eye?
A. A strawberry patch.
Berry
Patchy Point to Ponder: If a strawberry tells blackberry
jokes, is that racist? |
