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Q. What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller? A. They become Flatmand and Ribbon!Q. What is Batman's favorite part of the joke? A. The punch line!Q. What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree? A. Spruce Wayne!

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Q. What kind of jokes does Batman like the most?
A. Dark humor.

Q. How does Batman take his coffee?
A. Black as the Knight.

Q. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
A.
The Dark Knight rises.

Q. Why is Batman the first to arrive at the scene of the crime?
A. He likes being at the BATtlefront.

Q. What did Batman say to Spider-Man?
A. Don't bug me!

Q. Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A. Robin ate all the worms!Q. What is Batman's favorite comfort food? A. Alpha-bat soup!Q. How is Batman like false teeth? A. He comes out at night!

Q. Why is Bruce Wayne such a great baker?
A. He really knows his batter.

Q. What is Batman's favorite fruit?
A.
Nana nana nana nana na banana!

Q. Why does Bruce Wayne like all these painful puns?
A. Because they're so batty!

Q. What did Batman do at the deli? A. Got Ham!Q. Who's a vampire's favoirite super hero? A. Batman!Batman Asks: Which days of the week are the strongest? A. Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days!

Q. What does Batman order at a Chinese restaurant?
A. Kung POW Chicken!

Q. What is Batman's favorite classic weapon?
A.
The Bat-tle Axe!

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Q. Where does Batman winter in Florida? A. Boca Baton!Q. Why does Batman win at cards? A. Because he always get the Joker!Q. Which farm animal turns into a superhero at night? A. This sheep is Baaman!

Q. What is Batman's favorite part of the parade?
A. The baton twirlers.

Q. Why did Commissioner Gordon fail with his date?
A. He was sending bat signals.

Q. When Batman and Catwoman race, why does Batman always come in first?
A.
Because bat is before cat in the dictionary.

Q. How did the Joker fix his chattering teeth?
A. With Crazy Glue

Q. Why doesn't Batman like going on nature walks?
A. He doesn't like Poison Ivy!

Q. What is the first thing Bruce Wayne learned in kindergarten?
A. The alpha-bat.

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