Which super hero is the best cricket player?
Why did Batman climb a tree?
A. He was looking for teenage Robin's love nest (and Playbird
Crusader Pick-Up Line: I may
be Batman, but you're Robin my heart.
How is Batman like false teeth?
A. Both only come out at night.
What is the first thing Bruce Wayne learned in kindergarten?
A. The alpha-bat.
How long does it take Superman to fly across the country?
A. Under an hour – unless he's on standby.
Why is it so easy for Superman to leap higher than
A. Because buildings can't jump!
you know that Superman and Chuck Norris had a bet? The loser
had to wear his underwear over his pants...
Pick-Up Line: Hey there
babe, you seem stressed. Wanna come back to my fortress
Why doesn't Superman need a boss?
A. Because he already has supervision!
Pick-Up Line: Gotham City might need a vigilante, but tonight
I just need those vigilantitties.
Why does Batman hate the song Jinglebells?
A. Because Batman does not smell!
What is Batman's least favorite Xmas song?
A. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The
Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.
What is Batman's New Years Resolution?
A. Um, Batman doesn't make resolutions; he enforces them!