Why do crows and ravens tell really dumb jokes?
A. Just be-caws!
How are mosquitoes just like cheesy puns?
A. Both are very annoying and the worst ones really bite!
What is the difference between a pizza and Painful
A. These pizza puns can't be topped!
What do you call people who post particularly funny pickle
A. Dilly Silly!
Why couldn't the hamburger patty stop making jokes?
A. Because it was on a roll!
Do stale old jokes ever die?
A. No, they live on to be retold generation after generation.
Which kind of corn jokes are the funniest?
A. The ones that really pop.
How are an angry Teddy bear and a lame joke alike?
A. The punch is weak, at best.
Do big, scary monsters enjoy skeleton jokes?
A. Yes, they find them quite humerus.
Why do monsters like these jokes?
A. Because being evil is devilishly hard work.
Why do some people hate jokes about ghosts?
A. Because they lack substance.
Groan of the Day: Sea monster jokes are Kraken me up.
When does a skeleton laugh?
A. When something tickles his funny bone!
How does the Frankenstein monster make everybody laugh?
A. He keeps them all in stitches.
How do you describe a really corny pun?
A. Truly ear-ful.
How many drummer jokes are there?
A. a one, a two, a one two three four...
Which prehistoric animal like to tell wry jokes?
A. The dino-satire.
Why don't tasteless old jokes ever die?
A. Because they're born in a gray area.
Point to Ponder: Why do dentist jokes make you feel down
in the mouth?
Why are salesman jokes so funny?
A. 'Cause they sell themselves.
Which is the funniest medical position?
A. Chiropractor, because they always crack you up!
What is the most popular type of bathroom joke?
A. Urine is the clear winner at #1, but poop is a solid
apologize if Painful Puns urine jokes make you laugh so
hard that you pee a little bit.
you hear there's a new constipation joke at PainfulPuns?
Yeah, we're still waiting for it to come out...
Are constipation jokes funny?
A. Shit NO!
Why are Scrabble game jokes so funny?
A. 'Cause they're always a play on words.
Do Painful old Puns ever die?
A. Nope, they continue to cause groans for generations to
jokes never die, but they so end up six-feet under at PainfulPuns!