Spiderman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you a fly? 'Cause I want to wrap you up and take you
to my web.
Q.
Why is Spiderman the best outfielder on the superhero baseball
team?
A. Because he's great at catching flies.
Spiderman
Pick-Up Line: Bae, you
must be a bad girl 'cause my spidey senses are tingling
south.
Q.
Why did Spiderman drive off in his bud's car?
A. He just wanted to go for a quick spin.
Q.
Which outdoorsman sport does Spiderman go all out for?
A. Fly fishing.
Captain
America Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you are the stars on my
spangled banner. p
Captain
America Pick-Up Line:
Decades on ice left my with a lot of catching up to do,
so I'd like to start with you.
Captain
America Pick-Up Line:
Babe, when I saw you, I knew God truly did bless America.
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Superhero
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
was your daddy the Human Torch? 'Cause you are on fire,
girl!
Human
Torch Pick-Up Line:
Hey babe, go easy on me 'cause sometimes I burst into flames.
Human
Torch Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, I hope you like it hot 'cause I've got a strong
urge to get my torch on!
Superhero
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
when I'm done with you, you'll be singing God Bless Captain
America.
Superhero
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
if you're Lady Liberty, can I be your Captain America?
Captain
America Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I have a weapon made of
the hardest material on Earth, and I have a shield, too.
Q.
Why did Captain America wait so long to carry Thor's hammer?
A. Captain America didn't want to steal his thunder.
Captain
America Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, how about you be my Lady Liberty tonight?
Dr.
Doom Pick-Up Line: Hey
babe, wanna see what the real Ultimate Nullifier
looks like?
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Q.
Why isn't there ever a Thor in an Avengers tribute performance?
A. Because he doesn't have a Loki-like.
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I bet I could penetrate your shield with my scepter.
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I know a situation where you can come out on top.
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
my metal tongue is good for more than lying, Care to find
out what?
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
if I had a star for every time you've brightened my day,
I'd have my Milky Way with you.
Captain
America Pick-Up Line:
Hey babe, on a scale of one to America, how free are you
tonight?
Captain
America Come-On: Hey
babe, my shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop
you from from stealing my heart.
Captain
America Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I was frozen for decades.
Wanna help warm me up? |