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Wookie says: I came across two talking stones while hiking in Colorado! One was big, but shy. The other was a little Boulder!
You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!
Never go hiking with a serial killer in Colorado! Just give hm free reign on the psycho path!
You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!

 


Colorado Tourism Jokes and Denver Tourist Humor
Welcome to colorful Colorado humor, mountains of tourist puns, and high altitude tour jokes.

Colorado Tourist Jokes and Mile High Visitor Puns
(Because Tourist Trap Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream at Colorado Visitor Attractions or Mountain Lairs)
Warning: Tour the High Country at your own risk. Humor on vacation, rocky puns, and alien visitations ahead.
| Colorado Tourism | You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes | Denver Dog Puns | Rocky Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Fishing Puns | Bigfoot Jokes |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Miles High LOLs | Weed Jokes | Munchies |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Cool Weather Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |

You might be from Colorado if you've never seen the tourist attractions in yur own town!Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!

Colorado Point to Ponder: Why is it called Tourist Season if folks in Colorado Springs can't shoot at them?

Q. Why didn't the pirate tourist enjoy the concert at Red Rocks Amphitheatre?
A. Because he was in the last row.

Q. How did the Colorado dude ranch owner figure out which horse was most popular with the tourist dudes?
A. He conducted a Gallop Poll.

Q. What kind of jacket do you wear when hiking in the Colorado Rockies?
A. A trail blazer.

Two blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver Left," so they started crying and went home.

Q. Why did the blonde tourist smack her camera with a frying pan?
A. She wanted a pan-o-ram-ic shot of Pike's Peak!

Q. Why did the blonde Colorado tourist hate the winding road over Guanella Pass?
A. It was driving her crazy!

Q. Why are the Colorado ski slopes so funny to tourists?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. What did ET's mother say to him when he got back home?
A. Where on Earth have you been?

Q. Which breakfast treat do tourists enjoy while vacationing in Colorado?
A. Vape Nuts.

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A. There's snow place like home!

Q. What did the vacationing optometrist need for sightseeing in the Colorado Rockies?
A. An eye-tinerary.

Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!You might be from Colorado if you missed this exhibit at the Denver Zoo!Which Colorado14-er should you climb is you can't make a decision? Quandary Peak!

Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.

Q. Why don't more aliens visit our planet?
A. Terrible ratings – only one star!

Q. Which vehicle does Darth Vader drive while vacationing in Colorado?
A. Nissan Rogue.

You might be from Colorado if you refer to tourists as pilgrims or turkeys.

Colorado Tourist: Why don't you have doggie bags here?
Waiter at Cherry Cricket: Sir, that would be cruelty to animals.

Q. How many Colorado tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to ask for directions.

Q. Why did a near-sighted tourist from Kansas fall into Glenwood Springs?
A. Because he didn't see that well!

Colorado Tourist: My lunch is talking to me.
Dude Ranch Waiter: Yes sir, that's why I don't recommend the tongue sandwich.

Q. Which kind of motor oil does Darth Vader use while tooling around the streets of Denver on vacation?
A. Sithetic.

Colorado Tourism Point to Ponder: If you want to hang a map and add pushpins of places you've been, do you have to visit Four Corners Monument first?

Q. Why can't basketball players vacation in Colorado?
A. Because they'd get called for traveling.

Q. How do sasquatch tourists arrive in Colorado?
A. They land at DIA in a jumbo yeti.

Q. What do Colorado locals call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana field?
A. High Coo!

You night be from Colorado if you've seen Sasquatch from Lookout Mountain!Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!Denver asks: Did you hear about the new high-tech sculpture of Colorado? It isstate of the art!

Q. What do ghouls send their friends when they vacation in Colorado?
A. Ghost-cards.

Q. Why was the blonde tourist just standing in the middle of the busy Denver intersection at Broadway and Colfax?
A. The Walk sign changed to Don't Walk, so she just stopped.

Memorable Colorado Vacation Highlight: Did you hear about the blonde camper tourist who slept like a log? She woke up in the campfire...

Q. Where do tourist werewolves stay when they vacation in Aspen?
A. The Howliday Inn.

Q. What happened to the tourist frog vacationing in Colorado at Chimney Gulch in the No Parking Zone?
A. He got toad away!

Q. Where do Cowlorado cows go to vacation?
A. Moontana and Cowlifornia.

Q. What do time traveling aliens call their little green vacation in Colorado?
A. Time Off!

Q. Why did the librarian tourist get booted off the flight to DIA?
A. It was overbooked.

Q. Why did the blonde Colorado tourist think her car needed another muffler?
A. Because it was cold outside.

Q. How do Coloradans treat tourists from the Pine Tree State?
A. They always mind their Maine-ers.

Q. What do you call a vacation home on the best trout fishing stream in Colorado?
A. Reel estate.

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this exhibit at the Natural History Museum!

My suitcase started to cry when I picked it up off the baggage carousel at DIA. I guess I'm carrying emotional baggage.

Q. What are tourists served at the Colorado dude ranch before the main course?
A. Horse d'oeuvres.

Q. How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in Colorado?
A. He's the guy with bugs in his teeth.

Q. What did the Colorado tourist, who had put on some pounds, say to the other mountain hikers?
A. Weight up!

Q. Why do Bigfoots hide in Colorado?
A. Because all the tourists freak them out.

Q. How can you tell you've had too much coffee and weed while vacationing in Colorado?
A. You have the ability to ski uphill!

Q. What does the EPIC in Epic Ski Pass stand for?
A. Every Prick In Colorado.

Q. Why should you always look out for SPOREs on the ski mountain?
A. Stupid People On Rental Equipment.

Q. Why should you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.

Q. What things does a werewolf want to do in Denver when you're dead?
A. Stay at the Howliday Inn Tech Center.

Q. How can you tell that a primo Colorado mountain lake has become very popular with tourists and local anglers?
A. Because the parking lot had fishing lines.

Q. Why did the novice Colorado skier expect the worst after he got to the top of the slope?
A. It's only downhill from there...

| Colorado Tourism | You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Denver Dog Jokes | Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 | Bear Puns | Donkey Jokes |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Fishing Puns | Bigfoot Jokes |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Humor | Weed Jokes | Munchies |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Weatherman Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |

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