Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.
Why don't more aliens visit our planet?
A. Terrible ratings – only one star!
Which vehicle does Darth Vader drive while vacationing in
A. Nissan Rogue.
might be from Colorado if you refer to tourists as pilgrims
Tourist: Why don't you have doggie bags here?
Waiter at Cherry Cricket: Sir, that would be cruelty to
How many Colorado tourists does it take to change a light
A. Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to ask for directions.
Why did a near-sighted tourist from Kansas fall into Glenwood
A. Because he didn't see that well!
Tourist: My lunch is talking to me.
Dude Ranch Waiter: Yes sir, that's why I don't recommend
the tongue sandwich.
Which kind of motor oil does Darth Vader use while tooling
around the streets of Denver on vacation?
Tourism Point to Ponder: If you want to hang a map and add
pushpins of places you've been, do you have to visit Four
Corners Monument first?
Why can't basketball players vacation in Colorado?
A. Because they'd get called for traveling.
How do sasquatch tourists arrive in Colorado?
A. They land at DIA in a jumbo yeti.
What do Colorado locals call poetry by a pigeon out in a
A. High Coo!