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You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!
You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!

 


Colorado Tourism Jokes and Denver Tourist Humor
Welcome to colorful Colorado humor, mountains of tourist puns, and high altitude tour jokes.

Colorado Tourist Jokes & Mile High Visitor Puns
(Because Tourist Trap Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream at Colorado Visitor Attractions or Mountain Lairs)
Warning: Tour the High Country at your own risk. Humor on Vacation, Rocky Puns, and Alien Visitations Ahead.
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| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Tourism | Weather | Mountains | 2 | 3 |
| Nightlife | Craft Beer | Munchies | Dogs | Wildlife | 2 | 3 | Sasquatch | Bigfoot |
| Colorado Sports | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Cannabis | Mile High Humor |

You might be from Colorado if you've never seen the tourist attractions in yur own town!Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!

Colorado point to ponder: Why is it called Tourist Season if folks in Colorado Springs can't shoot at them?

Q. What kind of jacket do you wear when hiking in the Colorado Rockies?
A.
A trail blazer.

Two blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver Left," so they started crying and went home.

Q. Why are the Colorado ski slopes so funny?
A.
Because they're hill areas!

Q. What did ET's mother say to him when he got back home?
A.
Where on Earth have you been?

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A.
There's snow place like home!

Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!You might be from Colorado if you missed this exhibit at the Denver Zoo!Which Colorado14-er should you climb is you can't make a decision? Quandary Peak!

Q. Why don't more aliens visit our planet?
A. Terrible ratings – only one star!

You might be from Colorado if you refer to tourists as pilgrims or turkeys.

Q. How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
A.
Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to ask for directions.

Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.

Q. Why can't basketball players vacation in Colorado?
A.
Because they'd get called for traveling.

You night be from Colorado if you've seen Sasquatch from Lookout Mountain!Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!Denver asks: Did you hear about the new high-tech sculpture of Colorado? It isstate of the art!

Q. What do ghouls send their friends when they vacation in Colorado?
A.
Ghost-cards.

Q. Where do werewolves stay when they vacation in Aspen?
A.
The Howliday Inn.

Q. Why did the librarian get booted off the flight to DIA?
A.
It was overbooked.

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this exhibit at the Natural History Museum!

My suitcase started to cry when I picked it up off the baggage carousel at DIA. I guess I'm carrying emotional baggage.

Q. How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in Colorado?
A.
He's the guy with bugs in his teeth.

Q. What does the EPIC in Epic Ski Pass stand for?
A.
Every Prick In Colorado

Q. Why should you always look out for SPOREs on the ski mountain?
A.
Stupid People On Rental Equipment

Q. Why should you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.

Q. Why did the novice Colorado skier expect the worst after he got to the top of the slope?
A.
It's only downhill from there...

| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Tourism | Weather | Mountains | 2 | 3 |
| Nightlife | Craft Beer | Munchies | Dogs | Wildlife | 2 | 3 | Sasquatch | Bigfoot |
| Colorado Sports | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Cannabis | Mile High Humor |

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