Q.
What do Denverites call a poem composed by clever Colorado
canines that you have to scan to understand?
A. A bark ode.
Q.
Why did the snowman in Fraser, Colorado go to the doctor?
A. Because he always had the chills!
Q.
What steps should you take if you see a mountain lion while
hiking on Pike's Peak?
A. Very large ones.
Q.
How do you describe a Colorado camping trip?
A. In tents! |
Q.
What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Mother Earth, Colorado, USA.
According
to a recent poll, 91% of Coloradans are satisfied with their
lives. Apparently, the other 9% can't remember where the
nearest pot shop is?
Q.
What do Denverites call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana
field?
A. High Coo!
Nebraska
Officer: You could go to jail for weed.
Colorado Stoner: Jail sells weed?
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You
might be from Denver if you went to Casa Bonita as a child,
and still do as a grownup!
Pothead:
Dude, my burrito tastes funny.
Waiter at Casa Bonita: Then why aren't you laughing?
Q.
How did Denver television news report the ruckus at the
LoDo Denver Starbucks?
A. As a Serious Brew-ha-ha.
Customer:
Bring me a burrito.
Waiter at Denver's Club 404: Yes sir, with pleasure!
Customer: NO, with cheese! |