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Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. 5280 Pot Shops!
Ram says: Have you heard the story about a hill in Colorado? I just couldn't get over it!
Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act? A. The Grin Reefer!
You might be from Denver if your sense of direction is toward the mountains and away from the mountains!
Q. What is the Colorado state motto? A. Marijuana, can't we all just get a bong!

 


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Saddle up for a ride to Rocky Mountain humor, highly funny puns, and classic Colorado jokes.

You're From Colorado Jokes, High Country Humor
(Because Miles High Jokes and Coloradan Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Actually From Colorado!)
Warning: Vacation at Your Own Risk! Mile High jokes, Colorado native humor, local LOLs and elevated puns ahead.
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| Colorado Cuisine Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes | Denver Dog Puns | Rocky Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns |
| Colorado Jokes | Denver Jokes | 2 | 3 | Colorado Weather Jokes | Colorado Cannabis Jokes |

You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!You might be from Colorado if you feel slighted if your dog doesn't get a treat at your bank's drive thru!You might be from Colorado if you think a blizzard in May is totally normal!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer was discontinued because it caused boisterous bar behavior?
A. Stout It Out Loud.

Q. Where is the best place to find Bigfoot in Colorado?
A. Wherever you left him.

Q. What kind of aftershave does a suave and debonair Denver Lodo Bigfoot use?
A. Brute!

There's a rumor that the Denver Mint stopped making coins. Fake News! 'Cause that just doesn't make cents!

Q. What is the new and improved slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. Not Just For Nooners Anymore!

Q. Which sweet munchie do hungry Colorado dogs enjoy most?
A. Pupcakes.

Q. What do Coloradans call a hungry canine on top of St. Mary's Glacier?
A. A chili dog.

Q. What do dogs in Colorado eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs or Denver omelettes.

Q. Why did the Pueblo, Colorado pooch sit in the shade?
A. He didn't want to become a hot dog.

Q. What do locals call it when a mean detective mutt follows you around at Denver International Airport?
A. Being cur-tailed.

Today's Typical Weather Report: It was so cold in Colorado yesterday that the politicians – and everybody else – started blowing hot air!

Q. What do you get if you cross a witch and a Halloween blizzard in Denver?
A. A cold spell!

Q. When does it rain money in Colorado?
A. When there's a change in the weather.

Q. What do pirates wear when vacationing in the Colorado Rockies?
A. PaRRRkas.

Q. Where do snowmen in Colorado keep their cold cash?
A. In the snow bank.

You might be from Colorado if you vaguely remember this guy from college!You might be from Colorado if you describe eye-catching mesas as butte beauts!You might be from Colorado if you'll always call it Mile Hight Stadium no matter what lame logo is on it!

Q. Why don't Coloradans torch ditch weed?
A. Oh come on Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!

Q. When Colorado Santa's not wearing red, what is his favorite color?
A. Ganja Green.

Classic 420 Point to Ponder: All you need is 4 blunts for 20 Coloradans.

Q. What is a Colorado Sublime fan's favorite song?
A. Smoke Two Joints.

Low Groan of the Day: Did you hear the story about the Colorado mountain? I just couldn't get over it!

Q. How did the Colorado 14-er know the foothill was lying?
A. Because it was only a bluff.

Local Laugh of the Day: A novice Colorado camper went out to buy a camouflage tent, but he simply could not find any!

Colorado Skier Pick-Up Line: Hey there Bunny, wanna get up-lifted?

Q. Why are Denver Broncos fans in such great shape?
A. They digest a stable diet and exercise caution when telling horsey sports jokes at the brew pub.

Did you hear about the Denver Broncos fan who was hospitalized with 11 plastic horses inside him? Doctors report his condition as stable.

Q. What do beer-loving Denver Broncos fans chant at the game?
A. Who let the dog stout?

You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!You might be from Colorado if you go Squatching!You might be from Colorado if you don't drink and drive.

Q. What is a Boulder County Sasquatch's favorite Colorado festival?
A. Frozen Dead Guy Day in Nederland.

Q. Where does a Colorado Sasquatch vacation when he goes Back East?
A. Lake Eerie.

Q. What do crafty Denverites call a group of young kids dressed like ghosts for Halloween?
A. A micro-boo-ery.

Q. What do ghouls send their friends when they vacation in Colorado?
A. Ghost-cards.

Colorado Bigfoot rarely makes an appearance, Yeti showed up here at Painful Puns to joke around with you!

Q. How does Mt. Elbert Sasquatch travel so high and far in one day?
A. He takes big footsteps.

Q. Which Colorado pro athletics team boasts the most Bigfoots?
A. The Denver Nuggets.

Q. Where do Colorado Bigfoots and the Denver Nuggets shop for stylish men's clothing?
A. Kaufman's Big and Tall in Englewood.

Q. What did the Terminator say when he visited the Denver brew pub?
A. I'll Be Bock!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer did/does Marty McFly drink/drunk?
A. Bock to the Future.

Q. Why did the ladies really go for the hot craft beer meister at Great Divide Brewing Company in Five Points?
A. Because he was lager than life.

Colorado Brew Pub Point to Ponder: Why don't they call the samples a short hop when you're at a craft beer tasting festival?

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!You night be from Colorado if you've seen Sasquatch from Lookout Mountain!You might be from Colorado if ou dress in shorts and flip flops because the weaterh forecast is 50!

Colorado Air Travel Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club solo, is that considered a High Jacking?

DIA Pick-Up Line: Hey You, I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch a flight and see where we land.

Q. In Colorado, how do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
A. Don't sleep in it too long!

LoDo Hipster Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the Denver area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced babes.

Rocky Mountains Point to Ponder: Do native sasquatches resent all of the big new foot paths in Colorado parks?

Q. What did the Terminator say when he visited the Denver brew pub?
A. I'll Be Bock!

Q. What is the slogan of the Denver hotel on Hooker St?
A. We Put the Ho in Hotel!

Q. Why do native Colorado Sasquatches doubt the existence of the Abominable Snowman?
A. Because they haven't met Yeti.

Did you hear about the blonde hipster who wore a jacket in Grand Junction, Colorado during summer, before it was cool? EMTs took her to the ER due to heat exhaustion.

Q. What does a Colorado storm cloud expose when opens its raincoat?
A. Thunderwear!

Q. What do natives call a wet bear in Colorado?
A. A drizzly bear.

Q. Why did the Colorado weather want privacy?
A. Because it was changing.

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