Air Travel Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High
Club solo, is that considered a High Jacking?
Pick-Up Line: Hey You,
I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch a flight
and see where we land.
In Colorado, how do you keep your sleeping bag from getting
A. Don't sleep in it too long!
Hipster Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you from the Denver area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced
Mountains Point to Ponder: Do native sasquatches resent
all of the big new foot paths in Colorado
What did the Terminator say when he visited the Denver brew
A. I'll Be Bock!
What is the slogan of the Denver hotel on Hooker St?
A. We Put the Ho in Hotel!
Why do native Colorado Sasquatches doubt the existence of
the Abominable Snowman?
A. Because they haven't met Yeti.
you hear about the blonde hipster who wore a jacket in Grand
Junction, Colorado during summer, before it was cool? EMTs
took her to the ER due to heat exhaustion.
What does a Colorado storm cloud expose when opens its raincoat?
What do natives call a wet bear in Colorado?
A. A drizzly bear.
Why did the Colorado weather want privacy?
A. Because it was changing.