Where do Denver Bronco fans get new team shirts if they
don't want to deal with New Jersey?
A. Old Neigh-vy!
Why did the blonde Denver Broncos fan cross the road?
A. Somebody said, "Hey."
How can you tell a blonde is not a fan of the Denver Broncos?
A. Because she thinks a quarterback is change for
Donkeys Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, are you a football? 'Cause I aim to make a pass at
to a recent poll, 91% of Denver, Colorado residents are
satisfied with their lives. Apparently, the other 9% can't
remember where the nearest of 5280 pot shops is?
Why won't you ever catch sight of a sasquatch on
A. Jeffco Sheriff's Office is looking into that.
Why was Star Trek's Lt. Worf such an outstanding mountain
climber on Colorado's 14-ers?
A. Because he was a true Kling-on.
High Country Stoner Pick-Up
Line: Hey girl, weed be on fire together.
Why don't Bronco fans know what to call the stadium?
A. Because nobody knows what the hell the stadium's name
is, and this has nothing to do with legalized marijuana.
but Sweet Denver Broncos Pick-Up
Line: Hay There!
If a Sasquatch farts in the Colorado woods, does it make
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it, or smell it!
How does Sasquatch find his way through the remote Colorado
A. He sticks to the big footpath.