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(Because High Altitude Attitude Puns and Rocky Mountain Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Colorado!)
Warning: Ride Up at Your Own Risk! Mountains High humor, Colorado jokes, and an uphill climb to comedy ahead.
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Commuter Jokes | Colorado Fashion Puns | Colorado Bigfoot |

| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes | Denver Dog Jokes | Rocky Wildlife Puns | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Weather | Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |

You might be from Colorado if your bridal registry is at REI!You might be from Colorado if you've never seen the tourist attractions in yur own town!Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!

Q. Why didn't the stallion show up to his Broncos-themed wedding?
A. He got colt feet!

Q. Why did the blonde bride get married at the summit of Guanella Pass in Colorado?
A. Duh, she knew the drive up the winding road would make the guests dizzy, too!

Q. How can you tell you're at a Mile High wedding?
A. Hungry guests with the munchies begin to nibble on the rice.

Q. What's the difference between a horse and Colorado's weather?
A. One's reined up. The other rains down.

Colorado Point to Ponder: Why is it called Tourist Season if folks in Colorado Springs can't shoot at them?

Q. What kind of jacket do you wear when hiking in the Colorado Rockies?
A. A trail blazer.

Q. How is Colorado craft beer better than a woman?
A. Beer likes to go fishing, plus beer never fishes for compliments!

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel on E Colfax have in common?
A. No ball room.

Q. Why don't Colorado brown bears wear shoes?
A. What's the point? They'd still have bear feet!

Q. How do you keep your feet warm during a Colorado snow storm?
A. Don't go out brrr-footed!

Q. What do frogs wear on their feet at Cherry Creek Reservoir?
A. Open-toad shoes.

Q. What happened to the tourist frog vacationing in Colorado at Chimney Gulch in the No Parking Zone?
A. He got toad away!

You might be from Colorado if your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!You might be from Colorado if you know where Bongmont is and can find it without GPS!

I accidentally left two Colorado Rockies tickets on my car's dash, with the windows open. When I got back, there were two more!

Q. Why can't basketball players, other than the Denver Nuggets, vacation in Colorado?
A. Because they'd get called for traveling.

Ya gotta wonder about the logic behind naming Colorado's NHL team Avalanche. Seems like a no-win scenario and a predictor of a losing season they'd never be able to dig their way out of.

Q. Why are Colorado mountain jokes so funny?
A. Because they're so high!

Q. Are there many Colorado Cannivores in Denver?
A. Yes, medible ents and cannafoodies are quite common in the Mile High city.

Two stoners were walking along the Pikes Peak Cog Railway. One says, "This is a really long staircase, man!" Second stoner replies, "I don't mind all the stairs, but the handrail is killing me!"

Did you hear about the guy in Colorado who wants marijuana to be classified as a vegetable? He said it's an ingenious way to get Americans to stop using edibles!

Key Colorado Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, did you call a locksmith? 'Cause GPS took me straight to your high country lock-ation.

High Country Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.

Cannabis Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you're so hot that I don't even need a lighter!

The Old Most Interesting Man in the World is Still a Denver Broncos fan!You might be from Denver if you can remember woodsies at Daniel's Park!Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: Psst Denver Broncos, I was open!

Denver Broncos' Lovers Pick-Up Line: Whoa, do you play football? 'Cause you've got a tight end!

Q. Which Broncos mascot goes under a stage name now that he's white?
A. Thunder (A.K.A. Old Gray Mare)

Q. Why did the ladies really go for the hot Colorado craft beer meister?
A. Because he was lager than life.

Q. Why did the tech guy prefer Colorado craft beer?
A. Because his head is in the cloud.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do van-driving retro guys in Morrison drink?
A. Brown Eyed Ale.

Colorado Craft Beer Point to Ponder: Why doesn't the Denver Post have more Hop-Ed pieces?

A Colorado Blue Spruce walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You better leave." When the tree doesn't leaf, the barkeep says, "You must take me for a sap!" Tree replies, "Stop barking and pour me a logger!"

Q. Which Boulder craft beer is popular at CU?
A. Barley Legal Ale.

Isn't it ironic that the Denver Broncos mascot is Thunder, considering lightning hasn't killed anybody in the stands yet? Isn't that just asking for it?

Q. When do vampires descend into Mile High Field?
A. Only if the game is neck and neck.

A wild Bronco gallops out of Little Book Cliffs Wild Horse Area and into a bar in Grand Junction, Colorado. Bartender asks, "Have you herd any good jokes lately?"

Q. What do Denver Bronco fans say about Painful Puns that feature equines?
A. Neigh!

Batman says: Broncos kick butt, not bat! Ouch! Go Broncos!Bigfoot says: You might be from Colorado if you've met the current hide and seek champion!Port-o-potties say: Broncos are #1. No sh*t!

Q. Where do Denver Bronco fans get new team shirts if they don't want to deal with New Jersey?
A. Old Neigh-vy!

Q. Why did the blonde Denver Broncos fan cross the road?
A. Somebody said, "Hey."

Q. How can you tell a blonde is not a fan of the Denver Broncos?
A. Because she thinks a quarterback is change for a buck.

Denver Donkeys Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a football? 'Cause I aim to make a pass at you.

According to a recent poll, 91% of Denver, Colorado residents are satisfied with their lives. Apparently, the other 9% can't remember where the nearest of 5280 pot shops is?

Q. Why won't you ever catch sight of a sasquatch on Lookout Mountain?
A. Jeffco Sheriff's Office is looking into that.

Q. Why was Star Trek's Lt. Worf such an outstanding mountain climber on Colorado's 14-ers?
A. Because he was a true Kling-on.

Colorado High Country Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, weed be on fire together.

Q. Why don't Bronco fans know what to call the stadium?
A. Because nobody knows what the hell the stadium's name is, and this has nothing to do with legalized marijuana.

Short, but Sweet Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Hay There!

Q. If a Sasquatch farts in the Colorado woods, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it, or smell it!

Q. How does Sasquatch find his way through the remote Colorado woods?
A. He sticks to the big footpath.

| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Commuter Jokes | Colorado Fashion Puns | Colorado Bigfoot |

| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Denver Dog Jokes | Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 | Bear Puns | Goose Jokes |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cuisine and Munchies Jokes | Colorado Chile Pepper Puns |
| Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Denver Humor | Legal Weed Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Weatherman Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |

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