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Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!
You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!
You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans!
Q. Why can't cows become detectives? A. Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q. Have you seen Sasquatch? A. Not Yeti!


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Caution: Please don't feed the wildlife any of the corny jokes, beefy humor, or cheesy animal puns ahead!
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You might be from Colorado if Bigfoot Saw YOU!Q. What do you call a rude Canada goose in Colorado? A. One? Are you freaking serious?Bear says: I've partied with Bigfoot in the Colorado high country!

Q. What do you call it when a voyeur Bigfoot spies on horny campers in sleeping bags?
A. Going Sacks-Watching!

Q. How can you tell Sasquatch has a great sense of humor?
A. Colorado Bigfoot jokes are really dumb, Yeti laughs anyway!

Q. How do you rescue a Bigfoot stranded on I70 west of Denver?
A. With a big toe truck!

Q. What did Denver CBS 4 News call their story about Bigfoot sightings?
A. Eye Scene Sasquatch.

Did you hear about the new book, Reintroducing Gray Wolves to Southwestern Colorado? It's a pup-up book.

Q. Eight geese walk into a Lower Downtown Denver (LoDo) bar. What do they order?
A. V-8!

Q. What do Coloradans call acne on a gosling?
A. Goose bumps.

Q. What did the duck do after he read all these Painful Puns about Colorado?
A. He quacked up!

Q. What do you call a very rude goose flying over Coors Field?
A. A Mockingbird!

Q. Why did a flock of migrating duck land near the summit of Lookout Mountain above Denver?
A. 'Cause they liked the bird's-eye-view.

Q. Why did the owl question the Colorado bruin?
A. To get the bear facts.

Q. What do you call a Colorado great horned owl with a sore throat?
A. A bird that doesn't give a hoot.

Q. What's the difference between lawyers and a herd of Colorado bison?
A. Lawyers charge more.

Q. Whay are Bigfoot sightings so rare in South Park, Colorado?
A. Because the aliens erase your memory there.

Q. Which kind of car does a fast wolf drive up on his way from Steamboat Springs to Glenwood Springs?
A. A Furrari!

Q. When is rancher like a magician? A. When he turns a cow into a pasture!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this exhibit at the Natural History Museum!You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!

Q. What do Colorado cowboys call cattle with a sense of humor?
A. Laughing Stock!

Q. Why do cows like Painful Cowlorado Puns?
A. They like being a-moosed.

Q. What happened when a Colorado rancher tried to teach baby cows to drink coffee?
A. Only one calf in eight did!

Q. Why don't Colorado cattlemen get mad cow disease?
A. Because men are swine.

Q. What do you get from a Denver cowmedian at Comedy Works Downtown?
A. Cream of Wit and lots of bullcrap.

Q. What do you call a Sasquatch that enjoys Colorado craft beer?
A. The Hopominable Snowman!

Q. Why does Bigfoot like Colorado jokes?
A. Because Sasquatch doesn't want to myth out on the high punch lines.

Q. Why do Bigfoots hide in Colorado?
A. Because all the tourists freak them out.

Q. Why doesn't Bigfoot play for the Denver Broncos?
A. Because Sasquatch is afraid of clowns!

Q. Who gives a young Teller County sasquatch money for his teeth?
A. The Tooth Hairy!

Q. Where do many Cowlorado cows like to retire?
A. St. Moois, Moosouri, and Moo Jersey.

Did you hear about the blonde in Greeley who died with a bow and arrow in her hands? Apparently, she hit the bull's eye.

Q. Where does a cow stay when she's on vacation in Colorado?
A. At a moo-tel.

Q. What do Colorado ranchers call a bull that pleasures himself?
A. Beef-Strokin'-Off!

Q. Why do Cowlorado cowboys write poetry?
A. Because they're inspired by their moos.

Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!Q. How do you compliment a donkey? A. "Hay, nice ass!"You might be from Colorado if you'd rather run with the squatch, than run away!

Q. Why don't Colorado brown bears wear shoes?
A. What's the point? They'd still have bear feet!

Q. Which National Parks icon do Colorado locksmiths admire most?
A. Smokey the Bear.

Q. What do frogs wear on their feet at Cherry Creek Reservoir?
A. Open-toad shoes.

Q. What did Bigfoot order at the Squatch Cafe near Boulder, Colorado?
A. Succotash with Sassafrass tea.

Q. What do you call a LoDo donkey with a drinking problem?
A. Beer Gl-ass.

Q. What do you get if you cross a donkey and a red onion from Eaton, Colorado?
A. A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

Q. What do you call a donkey with built-in GPS?
A. A Comp-ass.

Q. Why did the Estes Park pony go to the doctor?
A. Because he was a little hoarse.

Q. Where do werewolves stay when they vacation in Aspen?
A. The Howliday Inn.

Q. What is a Sasquatch's favorite Colorado festival?
A. Frozen Dead Guy Day in Nederland.

Sasquatch Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, you must be from my future in Colorado because you're turning me into Homo Erectus!

Q. Where does a Colorado Bigfoot covertly vacation in Canada?
A. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!

Q. Where did the bull lose all his money? A. At teh cowsino!Bigfoot says: You might be from Colorado if you've met the current hide and seek champion!Q. How do modern cowboys stay in touch? A. They send tex messages!

Q. Why did the pig go to a casino in Cripple Creek, Colorado?
A. She wanted to play the slop machines.

A steer walks into a bar in Brush, Colorado. Bartender asks, "Have you herd any good jokes lately?"

Q. What do you call a Colorado grass-fed cow that falls asleep by a fire?
A. Roast beef.

Q. Why was the steak a terrible gossip?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.

I wanted to take home the leftovers from the Boulder BBQ, but somebody else foiled my plans.

Did you hear about the sasquatch who broke up with his lady in the fog atop Pike's Peak? Now he's known as Girl-less in the Mist.

Bigfoot LoDo Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm harder than permafrost!

Q. How do some young sasquatches arrive in Colorado?
A. They land at DIA in a jumbo yeti.

Q. Which Denver green space did yuppie Bigfoots frequent during the 1980s?
A. SWash Park.

Q. Why do Colorado Sasquatches doubt the existence of the Abominable Snowman?
A. Because they haven't met Yeti.

Q. What do Coloradans give to a sick horse?
A. Cough Stirrup!

Q. How did the Colorado dude ranch owner figure out which horse was most popular with the tourist dudes?
A. He conducted a Gallop Poll.

Q. Where do Coloradans take their horses when they're sick?
A. To the horse-pital!

Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe along the High Line Canal trail?
A. It means some unfortunate horse is walking around barefoot.

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