Which classical musical composition is about a bread-loving
A. Pita and the Wolf.
Which dog breed must wear contact lenses?
A. The cock-eyed spaniel.
What time is it when ten dogs chase after one cat?
A. Ten after one.
What did the dog say to the flea?
A. Stop bugging me, Dude!
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I just heard a pack of coyotes outside, so why don't you
sleep with this lone wolf tonight?
Which movie was about a dog that befriended a dolphin?
A. A Dog's Porpoise.
Which dog breed laughs at every joke its master cracis?
A. The Chi-ha-ha.
Park Chat Up Line: woof!
Woof! Look at those are some amazing puppies you've got!
What happened after the dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles?
A. He kept leaving little messages all over the house...
What happened to the dog who swallowed a firefly?
A. He barked with de-light!
Why did the dog sleep under his owner's car?
A. He wanted to wake up oily!
What did the dog say when he sat on coarse sand paper?
A. Ruff, Ruff!
Red Riding Hood's Grandmother was in a hurry to
eat, so she just wolfed it all down.
What do you call a dating site for dogs and cats?
A. The Social Petwork.
How can you make a dirty dog stop smelling?
A. You just hold its nose!
Pick-Up Line: If I were
a dog would you help me bury my bone?
What do you call a dark dog at the North Pole?
A. A dusky husky.
What does a stylish bitch wear to a big party?
A. Her petticoat.
Which kind of dog chases anything red?
A. A bulldog!
Style Hookup Line: Hey
bae, your doghouse or mine?
What is a Timberwolf?
A. A lone guy who chases a girl up a tree and kisses her
in between the limbs.
Which kind of office machine was specifically designed to
produce duplicates of Dorothy's dog?
A. A Toto copier.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A. Because it doesn’t make sense to takj back to your
Wagging Dog Park Pick-Up
Line: Yo bitch, I’ll follow you everywhere you