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Q. What is the fastest dog in the world? A. The Labraghini!
Denver's Biggest Dog Fan says Giants Are No Big Woof!
Q. What do you get if you cross a Cocker  Spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A. Cocker-Poodle-Do1
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Sniff out arFing funny Fido puns, rascally Rover LOLs, paw-some dog humor and Terrier-bull jokes.

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(Because Spotty Dalmatian Jokes and Fast Labra-Ghini Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream At the Dog Park!)
Warning: Proceed Carefully! Fetching dog jokes, buried bone humor, tall tails and tasty pet-a-lure puns ahead.
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Q. Which dog breed likes to tell off-color jokes? A. A Smutt!Q. which breed of dog is the most quiet? A. The Hush Puppy!Collie nose he's so pretty because he herd it from ewe!

Q. What was the lonely dog in Woodland Park doing online?
A. Searching the social petwork for bitches.

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I need a place to bury my bone. Mind helping me out?

Canine Pick-Up Line: If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Q. What did the Dalmatian say after he ate a nice meal?
A. That really hit the Spot!

Q. What do dogs in Colorado eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs or Denver omelettes.

Q. Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A. Because it doesnít make sense to takj back to your paw!

Q. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!

Q. Why did the practical pooch go to dog school?
A. He wanted to be a Barkitect!

Tail Wagging Dog Park Pick-Up Line: Yo bitch, Iíll follow you everywhere you go.

Q. How do experienced hunting dogs help young hunting dogs learn? A. they give them pointers!Q. Which kind of dog likes car racing? A. Lap Dogs!Q. What do you get if you cross a matador and a puppy dog? A. A Cocker Spaniard!

Q. Why did the grand dame Denver dog trainer decide to retire?
A. 'Cause the job was pretty ruff on her.

Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'd run through every dog park in the world to find a hot bitch like you.

Q. What is the fastest dog breed?
A. The Labra-ghini!

Denver Dog Park Chat Up Line: Hey baby, howl are you doin'?

Q. What happened when Dr. Frankenstein crossed a small dog with a cow?
A. It was a terrier bull idea!

Q. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A. He was trying to make ends meet.

Q. What do you get if you cross a rabid dog and a giraffe? A. a Grrr-affe!Q. What do you call a dog magician? A. Labra-Cadabra-Dor!Q. What do you get if you cross a beagle and a giraffe? a. A dog that barks at airplanes!

Q. What is a dog's favorite musical instrument?
A. The trombone!

Q. How can you make a dirty dog stop smelling?
A. You just hold its nose!

Q. What makes a muscular, wrinkly-skinned dog have really good vision?
A. The Shar-peiís sharp eyes.

Good Dog Chat Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout I fetch you a tennis ball?

Q. What do you get if you cross a calculator and a dog?
A. A friend you can count on!

Q. What is a sure sign Fido got into tonight's dessert?
A. Pudding on the dog.

Q. Which dog breed loves living in the city? A. the New Yorkie!Q. What do you get if you cross a crow and a Cocker Spaniel? A. A Caw-cker Spaniel!q. What do you call it when a sheepdog tells tall stories? A. A Shaggy Dog's Tail!

Q. What do Coloradans call a dog and cat food sales rep?
A. A pet-a-lure.

Good Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sniff?

Q. What do dogs really enjoy for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs!

Pick Up a Dog Line: Hey there big guy, if you let me be your tramp, I'll be your lady.

Q. What should you do if your dog chews up you dictionary?
A. Take the words right out of his mouth.

Q. Which dog breed must wear contact lenses?
A. The cock-eyed spaniel. mouth!

Q. What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog? A. A Croaker Spaniel!q. which kind of dog can use the toilet? A. The Poo-dle!Q. What do you get if you cross a watch dog and a lion/ A. A terrier-fied postman!

Q. What should you name a dog that licks electrical cords and outlets?
A. Sparky!

Doggie Hookup Line: Hey babe, you are even cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, and I really want to take you home!

Q. What is a dog's favorite dessert?
A. Pupcakes!

Q. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to his master's birthday celebration?
A. He was a real party pooper!

Q. Wanna hear a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks..

Canine Pick-Up Line: Hey there, sniff sniff, are you a bitch? 'Cause I'd like to throw you a bone.

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