Why did the rabbit go to the vet's office?
A. He was feeling a little jumpy.
What did the magician say after the vet said she couldn't
save his rabbit?
A. Sigh. Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What did the sick rabbit need to feel better?
A. An hoperation!
Why don't ants ever get sick?
A. Because they have anty bodies.
Where does a sick spider go?
A. To a spin doctor.
How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
First Grader: Don't bite any!
veterinarians never die, but they do go to the dogs.
What did the zoo vet give the elephant that suffered from
Why do chickens make empathetic animal dermatologists?
A. Because they know all about scratch.
Doc, can you take a look at this mole on my shoulder?
Doctor: Miss, I'm a dermatologist, not a veterinarian.
What was the blonfe at the vet's office?
A. Her computer mouse needed help.
Where do dyslexic kangaroos go for medical treatment?
A. To the hopspital.
Who did the mouse go to see after falling off the clock
he just ran up?
A. Hickory Dickory Doc.
How do veterinarians circumcise a whale?
A. They send down four skindivers. OUCH!
There's something wrong with my hot dogs.
Waiter: Sorry to hear that sir. But, I'm a waiter, not a
What does a strict veterinarian eat?
Why did the cow stop running and have to go see the veterinarian?
A. Because her calves were sore and she wasn't vealing
Which seasonal illness do cows dread the most?
A. Hay Fever!
What do vets call the coordinated effort to neuter an aggressive
What is the pedigree of the animal doctor who served in
the German army during WWII?
A. Veteran Aryan Veterinarian.