What do all men say about Bigfoot?
A. I'm Bigger!
What is the real reason the historic Pike's Peak Cog Railway
was shut down?
A. It was too expensive to make up cover stories about all
the Bigfoot sightings!
What do you call it when a voyeur Bigfoot spies on horny
campers in sleeping bags?
A. Going Sacks-Watching!
What should you do if Bigfoot finds you?
A. Nobody knows...
Why aren't there Yeti sightings in Colorado?
A. Because the Abominable Snowman got here first!
What do stoners always take along on Colorado Bigfoot hunting
A. High-powered night vision cameras.
What is it called when Tibetan beasts talk about the Yeti?
A. Yakking it up.
Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid
A. The Denver Zoo.
What is Bigfoot's favorite Jimi Hendrix song?
A. All Along the Squatch-Tower.
Why is Yeti so jealous of Sasquatch?
A. Because Squatches have big feet.
you hear about the sasquatch who broke up with his lady
in the fog? Now he's known as Girl-less in the Mist.
Who is Bigfoot's favorite Star Wars character?
A. Chewbacca. And, he finds all Wookiee babes really hot!
Who gives a young Teller County sasquatch money for his
A. The Tooth Hairy!
How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.
What happened when Bigfoot crashed through a cabin screen
A. He strained himself!
If a Sasquatch falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it!
How can you tell a Sasquatch is supersticious?
A. He always knocks on wood.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm
harder than permafrost!
Why did Bigfoot squeeze the lost redhead scout to death
during a Broncos game?
A. Because he was thirsting for an Orange Crush!
Why doesn't Sasquatch wear shoes?
A. Because there is no Tall and Big Footwear Store
near Pike's Peak.
Where does a Colorado Bigfoot covertly vacation in Canada?
A. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!