What do all men say about Bigfoot?
A. I'm Bigger!
What do you call it when a voyeur Bigfoot spies on horny
campers in sleeping bags?
A. Going Sacks-Watching!
What should you do if Bigfoot finds you?
A. Nobody knows...
Why aren't there Yeti sightings in Colorado?
A. Because the Abominable Snowman got here first!
Why is Yeti so jealous of Sasquatch?
A. Because Squatches have big feet.
Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid
A. The Denver Zoo.
What is Bigfoot's favorite Jimi Hendrix song?
A. All Along the Squatch-Tower.
you hear about the sasquatch who broke up with his lady
in the fog? Now he's known as Girl-less in the Mist.
What is the real reason the historic Pike's Peak Cog Railway
was shut down?
A. It was too expensive to make up cover stories about all
the Bigfoot sightings!
Who gives a young Teller County sasquatch money for his
A. The Tooth Hairy!
What happened when Bigfoot crashed through a cabin screen
A. He strained himself!
If a Sasquatch falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it!
How can you tell a Sasquatch is supersticious?
A. He always knocks on wood.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm
harder than permafrost!
Where does a Colorado Bigfoot covertly vacation in Canada?
A. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!