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You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!
Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either!

 


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(Because Gigantopithecus Memes Are NOT Mainstream Enough for Hairy Savage, Wild Man, or Owl Woman!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Colorado Jokes, Bigfoot, and Hairy Elusive Puns Lie High Ahead.
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| Halloween | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Halloween Treats | Ghost | Monster | 2 | 3 | Witch | Skeleton | 2 |
| Sasquatch | 2 | Scary Colorado Weather | Vampire | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Blood | 2 |
Brains | 2 |

Q. Have you seen Sasquatch? A. Not Yeti!You might be from Colorado if Bigfoot Saw YOU!Q. What do Yeti call thwir offspring? A. Chill-dren!

Q. What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden?
A.
Squash!

Q. Where does Bigfoot play baseball?
A. In the bush leagues.

Q. What did sasquatch say to his psychiatrist?
A.
I feel abominable.

Q. Why did Lady Bigfoot call off her engagement to The Invisible Man?
A. Nobody would see their wedding.

Q. What do single female sasquatches do on Saturday nights?
A.
They comb the forest for edible bachelors.

Sasquatch Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!

You might be from Colorado if this guy was your last Uber driver!Q. Where are bigfoots found? A. they're so big, they're hardly ever lost!Bear says: I've partied with Bigfoot in the Colorado high country!

Q. What's the difference between a man and Sasquatch?
A.
One's covered in matted hair and smells bad; the other has big feet.

Sasquatch Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, you must be from my future because you're turning me into Homo Erectus!

Q. Why do Squatches like to tell jokes?
A. They just want to kill you with laughter.

Q. How do you make a sasquatch laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke

Q. What is a baby Bigfoot's favorite toy?
A. His Deady Bear!

Q. Which former U.S. President does Bigfoot still fondly remember?
A. Hairy S. Truman

You might be from Colorado if you scene Sasquatch!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!You might be from Colorado if you go Squatching!

Q. Why did Squatch name his wolf-dog Frost?
A. Because Frost Bites!

Q. What do Yetis enjoy on the top of Mount Everest?
A. High Tea.

Q. What kind of man doesn't like to sit in front of a warm campfire?
A. The Abominable SnowMan

The rescue team reached him in the forest, but he wasn't outn of the woods!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and the abominable snowman? A. A Jumbo Yeti!Bigfoot says: You might be from Colorado if you've met the current hide and seek champion!

Q. Why did the Abominable Snow-Boy send his father to Siberia?
A. Because he liked frozen pops.

Q. Do squatches kiss?
A. Yes, but never on a first date.

Q. What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman and a werewolf?
A. Frostbite!

Q. What does the Abominable Snowman grab for lunch?
A. Ice-bergers.

Q. How does a Yeti get around?
A. He rides his icicle.

Q. What kind of car would Bigfoot drive?
A. A Furrari!

Q. Where can you find bigfoots? A. It depends where you left them!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this exhibit at the Natural History Museum!Bigfoot: Official North Amerian Hide and Seek Champion!

Q. What do all men say about Bigfoot?
A. "I'm Bigger!"

Q. What do you call it when a voyeur Bigfoot spies on horny campers in sleeping bags?
A. Going Sacks-Watching!

Q. What is Bigfoot's favorite Jimi Hendrix song?
A. All Along the Squatch-Tower

Did you hear about the sasquatch who broke up with his lady in the fog? Now he's known as Girl-less in the Mist.

Q. What happened when Bigfoot crashed through a cabin screen door?
A. He strained himself!

Bigfoot Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm harder than permafrost!

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| Sasquatch | 2 | Scary Colorado Weather | Vampire | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Blood | 2 |
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