Q.
How do monster fairy tales begin?
A. Once Upon a Slime...
Q.
How do monsters stay fit?
A. By exorcising regularly.
Q.
Where do space monsters live?
A. In a far distant terror-tory.
Q.
What did Nessie say to the actual Loch Ness Monster?
A. Long time, no sea! |
Q.
Who did the teen monster take to the school prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q.
Is it possible to kill a monster by throwing eggs at him?
A. Yes, that is called egg-stermination!
Q.
Which day of the week do big scary monsters enjoy the most?
A. Fright Day.
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Q.
How is a stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern?
A. They both have empty heads.
Q.
Which day do monsters eat people?
A. ChewsDay!
Q.
Which popular online reference site is devoted to the world's
various evils?
A. Wicked-pedia.
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