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Q. Why did a vampire drive on the highway? A. He was told it was a main artery!Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? A. His ghoul friend!Wow! It's Weird Wednesday!

Q. Which vampire always wins at cards?
A. Count Luckula.

Q. Why did the vampires go into a cave?
A. To hang out.

Q. What did the werewolf YouTuber ask his viewers to do?
A. Lycan subscribe.

Q. Which tree monster grows in the forest?
A. Frankenpine.

Q. Why did Frankenstein go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little stiff, over all.

Patient: Doc, I keep dreaming there's a monster under my bed. What can I do?
Shrink: Saw the legs off your bed frame.

Q. What do monsters turn on during the summer?
A. The scare conditioner.

Q. How many parents does a werewolf have?
A. One maw and four paws.

Scary Monster Pick-Up Line: Dang girl, are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His wife is still mourning. Cheese still not over it!Q. What do moms dress up as on Halloween? A. Mummies!When a cannibal showed up late for lunch, the others gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. Why was the Frankenstein monster always laughing?
A. His doctor kept him in stitches.

Did you hear about the monster with eight arms? He said they came in handy.

Q. What do you get if you cross egotistical fashion designer and a Scottish legend?
A. The Loch Dress Monster.

Q. Which kind of monster is safe to put in a washing machine?
A. A Wash and Werewolf.

Q. Why did the werewolf go to bed early?
A. He was dog tired!

Q. What do the Irish call a fat werewolf?
A. O'Beast.

Q. What did the cannibal say when he was full?
A. I can't eat another mortal.

Q. Which monster chicken is very creepy?
A. The Grim Peeper.

Q. Which legendary sea creature lives in slop?
A. The Loch Mess Monster.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night!Q. What do weirdos and Christmas have in common? A. Furitcake!Q. Where does a vampire like to eat lunch? A. At a Casketeria!

Q. What do you do with a very green monster?
A. Wait until it's ripe.

Q. What do you get if you cross a big green monster and a ballpoint pen?
A. The Ink-Credible Hulk!

Q. Which soccer position do monsters play?
A. Goulie.

Q. What is spooky and lives on the ocean floor?
A. The Frankenstein Lobster.

Q. Where do monsters who have eaten too many Big Macs go in the afterlife?
A. Burger-tory.

Q. Why did the Invisible Man go on stage?
A. To perform a vanishing act.

Q. What kind of lock does Dracula have on his castle?
A. A dead bolt.

Q. What is a monster's favorite society?
A. The Consumers Association.

Q. Who wrote the really hot new book, I'm The Devil's Favorite?
A. Lucy Fir.

Monster Chef Asks: What do you call a chef who won't try dishes made by other chefs? A. Full of himself!Scary Riddle: Zombie or Gnome, Who'd Prevail?Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Sending olive my prayers to his family!

Q. Who wrote the scary new cookbook, I Am The Evil Child?
A. May I. Butcher.

Q. What is very scary and hangs from trees in the jungle?
A. Frankenvines

Q. What happened to the monster standup comedian who performed at the haunted house?
A. He got booed off stage.

Q. Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
A. The jokes were too funny to handle.

Q. Why did the monster take his nose apart?
A. To see what made it run!

Q. What do you shout when a horde of cruel people are invading your realm?
A. The brutish are coming!

Q. Why do milk monsters walk funny?
A. 'Cause they lactose!

Q. Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
A. They put garlic on his pizza.

Q. What does a mommy monster say to the kids at dinner time?
A. Don't talk with somebody in your mouth.

Most Monstrous Pick-Up Line Ever: Bae, are you a haunted house? 'Cause I am going to scream when I come inside you.

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