Q.
Why do jack-o-lanterns have low self esteem?
A. They have no body to love.
Q.
What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie on Thanksgiving?
A. You're Nuts!
Q.
What does a math geek have for dessert on Thanksgiving?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
Q.
What do the two cousins who work at a ladies shoe store
call each other?
A. Pump kin.
Q.
Why do pumpkin growers say their crop is the most beautiful?
A. 'Cause it's absolutely gourd-geous.
Q.
Why did the stupid monster like dating the jack-o-lantern?
A. Because they both have empty heads.
Q.
What is an overweight gourd called?
A. A plump-kin. |
Q.
How does a jack-o-lantern taunt a vampire on Halloween?
A. It says, "You Suck!"
Q.
What is an eye doctor's favorite dessert to enjoy after
Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Pumpkin pie with eyes cream.
Q.
What do you give a gourd that's trying to quit smoking?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q.
What is a Denver dog's favorite Tex-Mex treat?
A. Puppitos! (pumpkin seeds)
Q.
What do you say to compliment a vegetable gardener?
A. Smashing Pumpkins!
Q.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
A. Use pecans instead!
Q.
Which kind of porn are autumn gourds into?
A. Pump Kink. |
Q.
Why do pumpkins always travel to Thanksgiving dinner by
road?
A. Air travel via Pumpkin Chunkin is not a pratical
option.
Q.
Why do pumpkins like Halloween parties better than Thanksgiving
get-togethers?
A. With all the boos oh Halloween, they'll get
smashed. On Thanksgiving, they get baked and eaten.
Q.
What do you call femily members that own a gas station?
A. Pump kin.
Q.
What do you say to compliment a pumpkin?
A. You look gourd-eous!
Q.
Which kind of Thanksgiving dessert has the most calories?
A. Plump-kin pie.
Q.
Which seasonal treat is the best seller at the Colorado
cannabis edibles shop?
A. Pumpkin pot pie. |