Jokes, Trouser Puns, Britches Humor
off with jean-ius pants puns, long inseam laughs, Levi's humor
and fitting blue jeans jokes.
Proceed with Caution! Tailored pants jokes, knickers laughs inseam
humor, and slacker puns ahead.
Denim Jean Jokes, Slacks Humor, Dungaree Puns
(Because Faded Blue Jean Jokes
and Pressed Dress Pants Puns Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream for Levi Straus!)
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Jokes | Hat Puns |
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Designer Jokes |
| Shoe Jokes | Sock
Jokes | Women's Fashion, Ladies
Apparel Puns | Colorado Fashion
| Underwear Jokes, Ample Bra Puns
| Scary Fashion Puns | Eyeglasses
LOLs | Furniture Jokes
| Hair Salon Humor | Wig
Jokes, Toupee Puns | Bad Hair Jokes
| Men's Hair Humor, Bald Jokes |
What's the difference between a well-dressed man and his
A. One wears a three-piece suit; the other just pants.
What does a tailor do when a guy says his pants are too
A. He cuts him some slacks.
What kind of pants won't you ever see at the muscle gym?
you see the sign outside the shop that said: 50% off
Trousers? Actually, they were selling shorts!
Why are burlap pants becoming a hot fashion trend?
A. 'Cause stylish folks are just itching to show them off.
What do you call the colorful guy who invented denim pants?
A. A blue jean-ius!
How do you describe it when your blue jeans are all worn
A. They're on their last legs.
Do old blue jeans ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.
Why did the denim jeans maker lose his job?
A. He didn't make the cut.
How did the depressed trousers tailor die?
A. Unfortunately, he commited sew-icide.
Why do some people reject skinny jeans?
A. Because they just can't get into them.
What is the unanticipated problem with camouflage print
A. Once you find them to buy them, you can't find them in
Why shouldn't tourists buy London Bridge Trousers?
A. Because they keep falling down.
Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their buckles on their hats and shoes.
Pick-Up Line: Did you get those
pants on sale? 'Cause they're 100% off at my place.
What do you call a school kid with a dictionary in his pants
A. Smartie Pants!
What is the timeless pants exhibit at the Levi Straus Museum
Why did Levi Straus will his company to his nephews?
A. He wanted to keep it in the genes.
What does Bill call his new line of Star Trek theme designer
women's jeans that are roomy enough for adult diapers?
A. Shatner Pants.
What happened when the best pants tailor in town passed
A. He was given a fitting eulogy.
What is a fitting birthday gift for an electrical engineer?
What did the shoes say to the pants?
A. Sup, Britches?
What do bitches wear to work?
A. Pant Suits! (ArF-ing Funny!)
How was slacks sale at the new big and tall store going?
A. Buy and large, quite well.
Funny Tailored Laugh of the Day: When the tailor quickly
hemmed the suit pants, he made it seam so easy.
What's the best pattern for a banker's golf pants?
Which kind of britches did Napolean wear?
A. Francey pants.
What is it called when you wear jeans and a western shirt?
A. Ranch Dressing!
What's the proper undercover attire for detaining a redneck
A. Jeans and a holding tank.
guy was folding his pants, fresh out the drier, and found
a dollar in a pocket. His blonde girlfriend walked in and
asked, "Beau, how long have you been laundering money?"
What do the cops call a pantless person who has been debriefed?
Point to Ponder: Signs always say, No Sirt, No Shoes,
No Service. What about pants?
Why don't people wear cardboard belts with their trousers?
A. Because that would be a waist of paper.
Who wrote the dress code for P.E. class?
A. Jim Shortz.
What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a
tricycle and a guy wearing cut-off jean on a bike?
A. A tire!
What happened after one office worker began wearing professional
business attire to work instead of jeans?
A. Everybody else followed suit.
What did the hoodie say to the pair of pants?
A. Wassup britches.
If coffee loving ROTC cadets had a fraternity, what would
A. Kappa Chinos.
What do you call a pair of leather pants that had its surface
completely scraped off?
Point to Ponder: If you're wearing a corduroy shirt, a corduroy
tie, and a corduroy hat, do you need corduroy pants to be
a complete Roy?
Which kind of sweet does a banker keep in his pants pocket?
What do you call it when two men's trouser tailors have
a fist fight?
A. A serious altercation!
If you have $10 in your pants and you lose $5, what do you
have in your pocket?
A. A hole.
When are old knickers great for golf?
A. When they have 18 holes.
Point to Ponder: If that dumb guy had a nickel for every
time someone said, "look at that asshole!," he'd
certainly have enough money to patch up that hole in his
Who should you hire if you need some dress slacks altered?
A. Anita Tailor.
What has four wheels and flies?
A. A pair of trouser designers driving a truck load of samples
to the fashion show.
Pants Jokes, Trouser Humor | Hat
Jokes, Cap Puns | Fashion Jokes and
Clothing Puns | 2 | 3
Why did the leopard wear striped pants?
A. So he wouldn't be spotted.
Why was the perfectionist tailor always so right on the
A. He had nothing to loose.
What kind of underwear do sexy monkeys wear?
stealthy cat burglar went shopping for camouflage pants,
but fortunately, he simply couldn't find any.
What kind of underwear do reporters wear under their pants?
A. News Briefs.
Which casual slacks did hipster Mallards wear in 1999?
A. Quacky-colored cotton Duckers.
Point to Ponder: Are yoga pants the push-up bra for your
Gym Pick-Up Line: Did you
get those yoga pants on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're
How is tight fitting yoga pants like a smile?
A. They make your cheeks go up!
What did the skinny jeans model have to do to prepare for
the photo shoot?
A. He had to be well-briefed.
Why did the author become a pants tailor?
A. He wanted to make an Ernest living the Hemingway.
Who wrote the snooty fashion article about the nicest clothes?
A. Phan C. Pantz.
How do guys describe angry skinny jeans?
What happened when the guy decided to try on the pants he
wore on his wedding day on his 5th wedding anniversary?
A. It was a waist of time.
Why do pirates like seeing thongs when they visit the beach?
A. Because it's all about the booty.
What are a ghost's favorite pants?
A. Boo Jeans!
Point to Ponder: Can a one-armed man buy shirts and pants
at a second hand store?
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