What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A. A desserter.
Failure: I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time
I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
What do you call a fitness center that's dirty and smells
What do you call a steady diet of Painful weight
A. A joke binge.
you hear about the hungry clock on a diet? It went back
Point to Ponder: Can a successful dieter win the Nobelly
Fitness Fact: Did you know eating oysters can increase your
Why did the blonde get a perm?
A. 'Cause her fitness trainer said curls might help. Duh!
and Fitness Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn
500 calories an hour...
Why did the pleasingly plump guy claim he was in shape?
A. 'Cause round is a shape, too!
What do crazed vegan zombies eat?
and Fitness Fact of the Day: Some diets cause a gut reaction.
What does a bodybuilder on a strict all-bean diet repeat
in his mind while he deadlifts?
A. Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...
outside a steak house restaurant: Eat Here Diet Home
Why did the blonde dieter get kicked out of Fat Fighters
at her first visit?
A. Because they did not offer sumo wrestling there.