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Warning: Troll at Your Own Risk! True gnome gnonsense jokes and mischievous elf puns ahead. Gnome Kidding!
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Are gnome body builders ab-gnormal?"Elf" is a mis gnomer.Hi, I'm Mrs Gnomer Simpson

Gno, but gnome body builders do have an inflated ego.

Q. Why don't gnomes understand most jokes?
A. Because the humor goes right over their head.

Q. What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
A. Puny.

Q. Why do garden gnomes have tiny balls?
A. Because so few of them know how to dance.

Q. Why are some garden gnomes R-rated?
A. Because they're into insects and violets.

FYI: Garden Gnomes don't want to be called Midgets. But being called Elf, Pixie, or Sprite is okay with most gremlin trolls.

Little Gnome Fact: The average height of a dwarf garden statue is under three feet.

Little Known Fact of the Day: Garden gnomes are a symbol of good luck.

Q. Which kind of jokes do depressed gnomes like to tell?
A. Elf-depricating puns.

Q. Why was the gnome just standing over his lawn mower and crying?
A. Because he hit a rough patch.

Gnome Factoid of the Day: Gnomes do enjoy Halloween and cosplay.

Q. What did the gnome say to the hula dancer during his vacation in Hawaii?
A. Gnoman is on island.

Q. What do gnomes like to cook on the BBQ grill?
A. Short ribs.

Q. Which garden statue joined the Marine Corps?
A. Gnomer Pyle.

Q. Why couldn't the gnome tell his best gardening joke?
A. It was too dirty.

Q. What is the original homeland of gnomes? A. The Gnoman EmpireTraveling Trolls Appreciate Mobile GnomesQ. Why do gnomes and elves dislike each other? A. Little disrespect!

Gnorway might disagree. Well, what do you gnow?

Q. Which gnome town will not allow humans through the city gates?
A. Gno-man's Land.

Q. What does a cannibal troll chef call his specialty?
A. Gnome on the range.

Garden Gnome bragging to his buddies: My girlfriend is just like a classic Greek statue. (Completely pale, and no arms.)

Horny trolls are always on the gmove.

Q. What did the garden gnome say when he saw his old pal?
A. Statue bro?

Q. Why are vacationing gnomes great house guests?
A. Because they only stay a short time.

Q. Why did the clumsy gnome drummer get kicked out of the garden band?
A. He always dropped the beet.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, those are quite the melons you have there.

Short Trivia of the Day: Sprites have an elf of a time with gnomes and pixies.

Q. What is the rudest type of garden gnome?
A. The Go-F-Yours-Elf.

Q. Why are garden gnomes so hard to get along with?
A. Because they're short-tempered.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?

Q. What is a gnomes favorite seafood?
A. Shrimp.

Is "Lady Gnome" a misnomer?Gnome Moore or Gnome Less? Les.I'm a true gnome nonsense meme

Sprites are more into semantics, but they don't gnome the answer either.

Q. What do you call a gnome walking backwards?
A. Emong.

Q. How many gnomes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, 'cause mini hands make light work!

Q. Why do so many gnomes hang out in Satan's garden?
A. Because they have one hell of a good time there.

Gnome or confusion about Gnome Buddy's name?

Q. Why did the garden gnome hate being short?
A. Because so many of these Painful Puns go right over his head.

Q. Why are gnomes so good at math?
A. Because it's the little things that count.

One garden gnome asked his buddy, "Do you know any shitty puns?"
The second gnome replied, "Manure stupid!"

Gnome doubt he is a meme. And, there is plenty of nonsense here, too.

Q. What do you call a naked garden gnome?
A. The bare minimum.

Q. Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
A. Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!

Q. What happened when a manure truck ran over the garden gnomes?
A. They were shit out of luck.

Ain't Gnome Mountain High Enough... For What?Gnome Buddy Loves Me!New conspiracy theory show: Ungnome Mysteries

Cruel gnome humor, because now this cheesy tune is stuck in your head.

Q. Why did the garden gnome put his bed in a campfire?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Q. Why don't gnomes ever go camping with just one other gnome?
A. Because it's just two in tents.

Q. Why can't the Seven Dwarfs walk into a Gnome Tavern?
A. Because the bar is too high.

Daisy does agree, but Gnome Buddy does gnot.

Q. Why did the confused gnome decide to see a shrink?
A. Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q. What did the gnome think when flowers without heads mysteriously appeared in the garden every night?
A. He thought he must be being stalked.

Gnome Point to Ponder: If gnomes are having sex in the garden, does that make it a boneyard?

Reality TV at its finest. Maybe they'll discover what gnomes actually do at night.

Q. How many gnomes does it take to change a street light bulb?
A. None. Gnomes can get away with more mischief in the dark.

Did you hear about the garden gnome who was just pickpocketed? How could anybody stoop that low?

Q. Why shouldn't you ask to borrow money from your garden gnome?
A. Because they're always a little short.

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