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Q. Which superhero uses public transportation? A. Bus Lightyear!Q. What does Spider-Man do for a living? A. He's a Web Designer!Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They're not afraid of the dark!

Q. Why is The Hulk so stupendous at stand-up comedy?
A. Because he's a Marvel-ous Comic!

Q. Where does Lex Luthor like to go hiking?
A. Mt. Baldy

Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite outdoor sport?
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Fly Fishing!

Q. Why do good girls stay away from Spider-Man?
A. They hear he's a real swinger (and he likes fly fishing).

Q. Why were the werewolves pissed off at Batman?
A. His bat signal was blocking the full moon!

Q. How did the Joker fix his chattering teeth?
A. With Crazy Glue

Q. What did Batman do at the deli? A. Got Ham!Q. Why doesn't Superman have may friends? A. Because he wears his underwear over his pants!Q. What powers Batman? A. Bat-teries!

Q. What does Batman order at a Chinese restaurant?
A. Kung POW Chicken!

Q. Why can't Clark Kent pass his eye test at the DMV?
A. His X-ray vision drives him to distraction!

Q. Which circus act does Batman enjoy most?
A. The Acro-bats!

Q. What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? A. Pooperman!Q. Why did all the photos at Batman's party come out dark? A. He forgot to invite the Flash!Q. Why is Superman's costume so tight? A. Because it's a size S!

Whoa! Now we finally know exactly how kryptonite cripples Superman!

A Superhero Point to Ponder: When Captain America was younger, was he Lieutenant America?

A Batty Point to Ponder: How does Gotham City signal for Batman's help if there is a daytime crime?

Q. Why does Steel get so many traffic tickets?
A. Because of his lead foot.

Q. Why did Superman have to leave Krypton?
A. Earth was the only planet where he could get steroids legally.

Q. What does Iron Man wear under his uniform?
A. Nothing. He's Stark naked!

Superman Says: Please enjoy your Super Sunday!Happy Wham's Day!Q. What is Batman's favorite part of this joke? A. The punch line!

Q. Which superhero spends too much time out in the sun?
A. Cap-Tan America!

Q. Why is Lois Lane deaf in one ear?
A. Due to the super snoring.

Q. Which superhero races in marathons?
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Irun Man

Q. Which superhero wears the neatest suits?
A. Iron Man!

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Q. Why did Spider-Man drive off in his buddie's car?
A. He wanted to take it out for a spin.

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