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Your pun about TV controllers wasn't even remotely funny.I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. Q. What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels Scout

Hulk won a staring contest with his eyes closed.

Hulk urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth: Bristle Sprouts.

Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!I used to be a marathon runner, but I couldn't stand the agony of de feet.What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A Nervous Wreck

Just think how scary the jolly green alternative would be!

Q. What kind of socks does Hulk wear to plant spinach?
A. Garden hose.

Q. What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong?
A. Two angry fictional characters.

What is the difference between spinach & boogers? Kids won't eat spinach.Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to PotHulk Humor: I can't drink milk. I lactose genes needed to digest it.

Q. What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate board meeting? A. A three peas suit.

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.

Q. What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A. A baked potato.

Hulk goes nuts for almond milk. At least he didn't end up at the podiatrist's office. Ouch!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!Old Lawyers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Appeal.Hulk & Gnome Pot Humor: Gnoming Green, Before & After

Hulking funny come-ons seems gnormal, but that's Brie-cause everybody else is crackers.

Q. What is Green and Smelly?
A. The Hulk's farts!

I caught these potatoes smoking weed. One could say that they're baked potatoes.

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