| Q.
How does Spider-Man communicate with all his superhero buds?
A. On the World Wide Web.
Q.
Why did Spider-Man decide to join the swim team?
A. Because he had webbed feet!
Spider-Man
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you a fly? 'Cause I want to wrap you up and take you
to my web.
Q.
Where does Spiderman poop?
A. Web-ever he wants.
Q.
What do you call a tiny arachnid superhero with a nasty
case of diarrhea?
A. Itsy shitsy Spiderman.
Q.
What song does Peter Parker listen to during the yule season?
A. Spidey-Bells by Chris Pine. |
Q.
Which day of the week does Spider-Man look forward to?
A. Fly-day.
Q.
What kind of toilet tissue does Spider-Man use?
A. Fly Paper!
Q.
What did Batman say to Spider-Man?
A. Don't bug me!
Q.
Why does Spiderman spin webs?
A. Because he doesn't know how to knit.
Q.
How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
A. He's always spinning.
Q.
Which tune sends Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse?
A. Cemetery Splat by Daniel Pemberton.
Q.
What do you call Spider-Man when he's not minding his own
business?
A. Nosy Parker.
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Q.
Which dance do Ant Man and The Wasp boogie to?
A. The Jitterbug.
Q.
What is the name of Ant Man's musical band?
A. Avengers Ensemble.
Q.
Which party game does Ant Man enjoy best?
A. The scAVENGER hunt.
Q.
How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
A. He gets help from Iron Man.
Q.
How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around town?
A. They ride the Buzz.
Q.
Why did Ant Man win a Nobel Prize?
A. Because he was brilli-ant. |
