| Q.
Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He
always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.
Q.
Why is The Hulk so concerned about global warming?
A. He's really into green living.
The
Hulk does not stub his toe. He accidentally destroys chairs
and furniture. |
Most
people fear the Reaper. The Hulk considers him a promising
rookie.
Q.
What does Bruce do to make a hulking good living between
Comicons?
A. Banner advertising.
Jolly
Green Giant Pick-Up Line:
Hey babe, no I'm not The Hulk. But, believe me, I can show
you something big, green and totally incredible.
|
Q.
Why does Bruce Banner get so angry at David Banner?
A. Because multi-tasking pisses him off!
Q.
What did Bruce Banner say to his alter ego?
A. Dude, please keep your shirt on!
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I
want to smash my way into your heart. |
