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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, your brain turns me on 'cause you're sharp as cheddar!
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| Weed Hookup Lines | 2 | 3 | VD Day Come Ons | Winter Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |


Is your name Google? You're everything I'm searching for!Your name must be Coca-Cola? because you're soda-licioius!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, your brain turns me on 'cause you're sharp as cheddar!

Funny gnome pick up lines aimed at SEO? Hell, that doesn't work because Google already gnew that!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey babe, by the way, my roses aren't the only thorny thing with a long stem.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey shorty, I'll trade you my melons for your cucumber.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey gnirl, those are quite the melons you have there.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.

Bubbly Hookup Line: If I was a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.

Bar Pick Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout I buy you a drink and we both tell each other lies?

Bar Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I wish I was a glass of Jack Daniels so you'd hold me in your hands and nurse me all night long.

If you can't be with the one you love, why not just love the wine your with?

Pick Up a Wine Lover Line: Hey girl, how about I serve you a champagne cocktail in bed tomorrow morning?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Cheddar? 'Cause you are looking extra sharp tonight.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you cheddar not miss my tasty come on!

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Colby? Orange you the one for me?

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Brie you're cheddar off without Jack, so would you be my date tonight?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons about cheese, does that mean you're laugh-tose intolerant?

Q. What do you all an unmarried guy with the worst handwriting? A. The most illegible bachelor!Hi, I'm Mister Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?Crow Chef Says: Baby, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple!

Hipster Hookup Line: Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard of them before.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, if you ever need to get rid of a Trojan, don't hesitate to call me.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, if you were part of my domain, we could share cookies.

Tech Come-On: Hey babe, there is no part of my body that is micro or soft.

Some times cheesy pick up lines take a wrong turn. Well, that's all she was left with.

Hep Pick Up Line that's ahead of its time: Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir...

Gnome Hookup Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, life is a garden, so why not just dig it?

Produce Guy Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Vegetarian Chef Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a veggie, you'd be one cute-cumber!

Produce Guy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a fruit? 'Cause honeydew look fine!

Bakery Pick Up Line Hey girl, you put the jam in my jelly roll!

Babe, I gnome my math and you have one significant figure!Pirate Pick-up Line: I'm a love pirate looking for some booty!Sweet Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?

Mathematician Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your sine?

Mathematician Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you the square root of negative 1? 'Cause there is no way you can be real.

Q. How does a math professor propose to his girlfriend?
A. With a polynomial ring!

My girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy lass! Wanna get swashbuckled tonight?

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, me ship was sunk before I laid ayes on ye.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Me buried treasure lies in this pocket.

Pirate Come-On: My lady, wood you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Sailor! That's quite a cutlass ye have there!

Luau Hookup Line: Hey girl, that's one lovely bunch of coconuts.

Dessert Chef Come-On: Hey sweetie, you're just like my brownies, half sweet and half nuts.

Sweet Pick Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause you're mm mm good.

Chef Pick Up Line: Whoa, it looks like heaven must be missing an ambrosia salad.

Two coins meet. 1st coin says, "Hi, I'm 5 Cents." 2nd coin replies, "I'm 5 Cents too, what a coin-cidence!"Hey Gnirl, are you a tower? 'Cause Eiffel for you!Barely legal police pick-up line: I'm here to arrest you due to complaints that you're too sexy!

Costly Hookup Line: Can I change your name to Cash? 'Cause I really wanna put my money where my mouth is.

Banker Come-On: Are you fiscally irresponsible? 'Cause I'm feeling inflationary pressure right now.

CPA Pick Up Line: What are you doing on Saturday night? 'Cause I'm accounting on taking you out.

Banker Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, wanna know why they call me Gross Profit?

Investor Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, I go long on naked options.

Gnome Pick Up Line in French: Ooh la la, hey girl Eiffel we luke so-eau good together.

Travel Chat Up Line: Hey Cheri, are you from Paris? 'Cause you are driving me in-Seine.

Traveler On the Move Line: Hi, are you a Customs agent? 'Cause I need to declare my love for you.

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey babe, would you like an Austrailian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Hotel Pick Up Line: Have you checked in yet? 'Cause I am checking you out!

Illegal Law Enforcement Pick Up Line: If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

Pick Up a Policeman Line: What are you doing with your night stick later tonight?

Police Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, you're on my most wanted list.

Policeman Hookup Line: I'm not here to bust you. I'm here for your bust.

Police Pick Up Line: Bitch, you want me to take you for a ride?

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| Travel Hookups | Weed Hits | 2 | 3 | VD Day Flirts | Winter Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |


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