Barely legal police pick-up line: I stopped you because you are arrestingly beautiful! - Cheesy Pick Up Line, Sharp Come-Ons, Punny!

PainfulPuns Home
Animal Puns, Wildlife Humor
Bartender Puns, Bar Humor
Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes!
Cheesy Puns & Sharp Humor
Clucking Funny Farm Animal Puns
Edible Puns, Fun with Food
Frightful Puns, Scary Jokes
Garden Puns, Green Groaners
Gnome Puns Intended
Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns
Monstrously Funny Puns
Work Humor, Joking on the Job
Old Jokes & Old Never Die Puns
Painful Puns, Punny Funs
Pet Puns + Jokes = Funny Pet Peeves
Sharp Pick-Up Lines, Cheesy Come-Ons
Funny Riddles, Punny Answers!
Sick Puns, Healthy Laughs
Smart Humor! Science + Math = Puns
Tech Jokes, PC Puns & Net Ouch!

And while you're here,
please take a moment to
visit our sponsors:

Pirate Pick-Up Line: Is that a wooden leg, or are you happy to see me?
Police pick-up line for blondes: I love a man in uniform. I'd love you to frisk me!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? 'Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Pot Poetry: Weed is good, weed is fine. If you share yours, I'll share mine!
Q. How does a female vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes!


Cheesy Pick-Up Lines, Funny Hookups, Dating LOLs
Pick up
on cheesy hit up lines, corny come-on jokes, funny dates and flirtatious opening lines.

Funny Flirts, Corny Come-Ons, Pitiful Pick Up Lines
(Because Effective Hit Up Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream While You're in the Boxing Ring!)
Warning: Use a Matchmaker at Your Own Risk! 'Cause you never know who might light up your life.
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | Actor Lines | Animal Pick Ups | Bank Lines | Bar Flirts | Chef Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster Hooks | Locksmith Openers | Music Picks | Pirate Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups | Sex Bot | Sick Come Ons | Sports | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman | Hulk Hookups | Superman | Weed Hookups | VD Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating App | Relationship LOLs | Lover Jokes |

Hey Girl, is your gname "Summer?" 'Cause you're so hot!Are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind!Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are a real Cu-Te!

Summer Time Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you like hot dogs? 'Cause I'd put my weiner between those buns.

Summer Happy Hour Come-On: Hey babe, is it hot in here? Or, is that just you?

Labor Day Come-On Point to Ponder: Do pick up lines still work on Labor Day?

Happy Hour Pick Up Line: Wow babe, you're just like this jalapeno popper – you just keep getting hotter and hotter!

Vegan Party Pick Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties, but when I do I'm the radish guy there.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Every time I regenerate, my Tardis gets bigger!

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Even a Cyberman could not delete you from my heart.

Plumb Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Can I reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You're so perfect, the Daleks would never exterminate you.

Doctor Who Come-On: You've stolen both my hearts.

Chemistry Come-On: Hey girl, scientists have recently discovered a new rare element named Beautium, and it's sure looks like you are made of it.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you into chemistry? 'Cause I lab you.

Science Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist, so how about you let me experiment on you?

Chemistry Lab Pick Up Line: Hey Coatie, I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate – If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

Barely legal police pick-up line: Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: If I had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your two lips together.Q. What's the cheesiest locksmith pick-up line? A. You cheddar know you're the key to my heart!

Hellish Police Chat Up Line: Can I see your license? 'Cause I didn't know angels could fly.

Pick Up a Policeman Line: Officer, is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

Police Pick Up Line: Officer, I must be a snowflake 'cause I've fallen for you.

Pick Up a Cop Line: Officer, do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Funny garden gnome pick up line works in Colorado, Washington, Oregon and Amsterdam.

Stoner Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey baby, your smile can get me higher than blunt chat!

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey bae, are you my ganja? 'Cause I want to pack you full.

Mile High Pick-Me-Up Line: Hey hottie, don't be shy, let's get high.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there tiger, wanna come up to my place and see my key-ty cat?

Locksmith Hookup Line: Hey there, are you a lock? 'Cause I'd pick you any day.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Is that a master key in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I may not hold the key to happiness, but I can unlock the liquor cabinet!

Are you sitting on the F5 Key? 'Cause your ass is refreshing!Q. What did the paper clip say to the magent on Valentine's Day? A. I find you very attractive!Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, are you a computer keyboard? 'Cause you are just my type.

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you got me stuck on Caps Lock.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, just press any key to continue...

Tech Come-On: Hey babe, do you like it when I touch your PCI slot?

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: The only sweet thing I want this VD Day is a cutie pie like you.

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you are sweeter than a box of chocolates and hotter than red heart candies.

Valentine's Day Come-On: Babe, you are so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

Chef Pick Up Line: Hey babe, now that we've simmered for 20 minutes, it's time to heat it up to a full rolling boil!

Chef Hookup Line: Hey hottie, if you were in my pan, I'd deglaze you.

Chef Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you remind me of my spice cabinet because you've got a fine grind goin' on!

Q. What is a match maker's favorite day of the week? A. Twos Day!Hey Girl, most call me Gnome Buddy, but you can call me tonight!Barely legal police pick-up line: My cuffs or you cuffs tonight?

Tuesday Hookup Line: Hey Bae, let's just blow off Tuesday and go straight to Hump Day!

ShoesDay Chat Up Line: Hey girl, please tie your shoes 'cause I don't want you falling for anybody else!

Tuesday Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, it's early so there's plenty of time for a two-fer Tuesday night.

Q. Why does your dog think Tuesday is fun?
A. Because he thinks you said SmoochDay!

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...

Gnome Pick Up Line: Oh hi girl! I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Gnome On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey girl, your garden bed, or mine?

Garden Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to help me germinate my seed?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey fella, how big does your non-GMO zucchini grow?

Classic Police Pick Up Line: Cops do it with handcuffs.

Pick Up a Police Officer Line: Hey good buddy, what do you do with those handcuffs after hours?

Police Chat Up Line: Anything you say can and will be used against you. So, just say my name.

Police Hookup Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake me down.

| Corny Pick-Up Lines | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons | Daily Come-Ons | Farm Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith Openers | Music Hook Lines |
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police Pick Ups | 2 | Robot Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons | Sports Lines | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | Batman Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Come Ons | Winter Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |
| Dating Jokes | Dating App LOLs | Relationship Jokes | Lover Jokes, Love Puns | Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns | Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |

PainfulPuns Home
You're still in it to win it, so here's even more matchless humor,
corny jokes, and cheesy painful puns to pick up the night's momentum

More Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...

| Blonde Jokes | Cheese Puns | Chef Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Doctor Jokes | Fit Humor | Gnome Nonsense |
| Gym Jokes | Hipster Humor | Money Puns | Monster Jokes | Music Jokes | Pet Puns | Pirate Puns | Police Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire Jokes | Weed Jokes |

Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns Gnome Puns Intended Bartender Puns, Bar Humor
Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes! Cheesy Puns & Sharp Humor Pot Puns, Weed Jokes, Green Grow-ners!

Thanks for stopping by and see you again soon!

Join us on social media and please feel free to share our memes with friends and family:
PainfulPuns at Facebook PainfulPuns at Twitter PainfulPuns at Pinterest

©2017-2021 Logo Man All rights reserved.