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Pick-Up
Lines, Funny Come-Ons, Hookup Lines
Fun
up a potential date with cheesy come-on jokes, hookup humor,
and punny pick-up lines.
Chat Up Lines, Dating Humor, Cheesy Flirtations
(Because a Really Hot
Date Could Never Be TOO Mainstream if You're Currently
Stationed in Antarctica!) |
Warning:
Pick Up with Caution! Cold call come-ons, flirtatious humor,
and punny hookup lines ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Hipster
Chat Up Line: Hello girl, did you butt dial? 'Cause I swear
that ass is calling me.
Abbreviated
Pick Up Line: Bae, text me, 'cause U and I B-long together.
Creeper
Pick Up Line: Babe, I don't need Twitter 'cause I'm already
following you.
Bar
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I seem to have lost my phone number,
so I was wondering if I could have yours...
Tech
Come-On: Hey baby, is your name WiFi 'Cause I am feeling
a connection. |
Wait!
Booger is the name of Redneck Gnome's pet possum!
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name GNorm?
'Cause you have enormous appeal.
Poetic
Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow,
wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Gnome
Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna reap the fruits of my harvest?
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a tomato, I'd just eat
you up.
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Vampire
Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, I'm a vampire in the streets, but
a real devil in the sheets.
Vampire
Come-On: Hey Girl, you sound British. I can show you a bloody
good time!
Vampire
Hookup Line: Hey girl, if I turn into a bat, can I hide
in your cave?
Hard
to Refuse Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey babe, my coffin isn't
the only hard wood around here.
Vampire
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, once you go Drac, you never go back!
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Candy
Bar Come On: Hey girl, I bet your lips taste even sweeter
than this big chocolate log.
Chocolate
Candy Bar Come On: Hey there sweetie, bite me!
Coffee
House Come-On: Hey girl, the barista may have forgotten
you, but I haven't.
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna listen to me drone on about
art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
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Pirate
Hookup Line: Wanna come back to my home port and see my
dock?
Pirate
Pick Up Line: One aye on you, and a shiver went up me timber!
Tempting
Pirate Come-On: Hey Lady, I bet ye can't find me buried
treasure...
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Aye wench, come aboard, and I'll name me mast
after ye.
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Aye, I see you are nearly up
to ramming speed.
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Science
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, did you lose an electron? 'Cause
you are positively attractive.
Science
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're like a proton and I'm like
an electron. And, opposites do attract.
Scientist
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase
so I could unzip your genes.
Lab
Techician Pick Up Line: Hey baby, If I was a neurotransmitter,
I'd be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
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Baker
Chat Up Line: Babe, when it comes to being sweet, you take
the cake!
Baker
Come-On: Hey girl, are you a cake? 'Cause we could get together
and merge our layers.
Pastry
Chef Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, is your name Cinnamon? 'Cause
I'd like to lick the honey off those buns.
Baker
Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, wanna lick my spoon? |
Baker
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, what does a chef have to do to get
in your mixing bowl?
Baker
Hookup Line: Hey there, how about I let you lick my beater?
Pick
Up a Baker Line: Hey sweetie, you are sugar, and spice,
and everything nice!
Chef
Chat Up Line: You're twice as sweet as Creme Brulee, and
a lot less drippy.
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Police
Hookup Line: Please step out of the vehicle and walk a straight
line into my life.
Criminally
Funny Chat Up Line: You're just as beautiful as your mugshot
photo.
Undercover
Cop Come-On: Hey Babe, you look cold. Wanna share my blanket?
Criminal
Pick Up Line: Let's commit the perfect crime. You steal
my heart, and I'll steal yours. |
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were pizza crust and I was
mozzarella, I'd melt all over you even before hitting 450º.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that you've grilled
my cheese sandwich.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm nacho man, but someday I hope
to brie...
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are even hotter than deep-fried
mozzarella! |
Barely
Legal Pick Up Line: I'm from the FBI, Fine Body Investigations,
and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Pick
Up a Policeman Line: That's a mighty big flashlight you've
got there, officer.
Cold
Police Hookup Line: Are you on the FBI Most Wanted List?
'Cause you are on the top of Santa's Naughty List.
Police
Chat Up Line: Babe, stick with me, and those lights won't
be the only thing flashing.
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A
cheesy pick up line for those who have completed GSL classes.
Sprite
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like access to your lady garden.
Gnome what I'm sayin'?
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey fella, how big does
your non-GMO zucchini grow?
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a tomato, I'd just eat
you up.
Troll
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I've been wanting to get to gnome
you. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Gnome
Pick Ups |
| Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Pick Up Lines
| Pirate Hookups | Police
Pick Ups | 2 |
| Scary Lines | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sick Come Ons | Sports
Lines | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes, Hookups | Steady
Relationship Jokes | Lover Jokes, Love
Puns | Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
You've
gotten down this far,
so here's even more cheesy
laughter,
flirty jokes, hot
humor and cold painful puns
that'll pick up your
stick:
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Humor | Money Puns | Monster
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pet
Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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