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Pot Smoking Gnome: Hope There's a Fireman Nearby, 'Cause You're Smokin'Hey Gnirl, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!Excuse me, I think you dropped something... My jaw!

Colorado Gardening Humor That Grows on You: Gnome man has his pick of the greenhouse gnomettes.

Wait! Booger is the name of Redneck Gnome's pet possum.

Sharp come-ons and jaw-dropping pick up lines for the unnaural history museum.

I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it!Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I want to grill you in bread!Hey Gnirl, I've got my ion you!

Cheap Pike Up Line for the Holidays: Gnome doubt, you won't return his Xmas gift.

Cheddar not miss this opportunity, Colby. Sounds like a hot date!

Dr. Gnome positively knows the formula for love.

Your feet must hurt? You've been marching through my mind all day!Hey Gnirl, is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you've got a nice set of buns!Hey Gnirl, you must be debt 'cause my interest in you is growing!

Cheesy Pick Up Line for Podiastrists, soldiers, runners and members of the marching band.

At least the chef gnome is cooking up some hot cross buns.

Pick Up Line for bankers and a real dividend for stock brokers.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, whenever I'm near you, I turn into a basket queso! If I followed you gnome, would you keep me?Your eyes have their own vocabulary. What a beautiful language to learn!

Gnome accounting for taste.

A Pick Up Line that's hard to follow ...

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