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Pick-Up Lines, Horny Hookups, Funny Flirts
Pick
up hot dating tips, steamy chat up lines, cheesy dates and funny
romantic opening lines!
Cheesy Come-Ons, Cunning Chat Ups, Date Humor
('Cause Steamy Pick-Up Lines
and Funny Flirts Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If
You Want to Avoid a Blind Date!) |
Warning:
Hookup at Your Own Peril! Funny flirts, cunning chat ups, and hot
pick-up lines ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Scientist
Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti Full" because "bery
old tit" doesn't sound as sexy.
Scientist
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Fluorine, Iodine,
and Neon? 'Cause you are F I Ne.
Science
Nerd Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you have 11 protons? 'Cause
you are sodium fine!
Chemistry
Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's be lab partners again tonight
so I can put my stirring rod in your beaker. |
Pirate
Chat Up Line: My lady, I'll let you in on one big secret.
That's no peg leg.
Pirate
Come-On: Aye lady, your grapefruits aRRRe the cure for me
scurvy!
Pirate
Hookup Line: Ahoy Lass! How about we go back to me ship
and rock the boat?
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Aye Lassie, me peg leg isn't the only hard
wood around.
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy! So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
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Travel
Chat Up Line: are you from Japan? 'Cause Udon know how much
I admire you.
Traveler
Come-On: Girl, we Bali know each other, but I Jakarta keep
my eyes off you.
World
Travel Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you have a quarter I can
Bora Bora?
Travel
Hookup Line: Bae, if you were a TSA agent, I'd be happy
to get a body scan.
Travel
Pick Up Line: Hey, would you be my socks so I can be there
every step of the way with you? |
Weed Pick Up Line: Hi nice to meet you. Um, what's your
name again?
Weed
Pick Up Line: Hon, it was love at first weed. Achoo! Yes,
I love you.
Marijuna
Poetry: It might be the munchies, or maybe it's the high,
but I think my next meal shall be between your thighs. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda
tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons
about cheese, does that mean you're laugh-tose
intolerant?
Mozzarella
Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, you cheddar not be pulling my strings.
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Stoner
Poetry in Motion: You must be as dope as weed, because right
now you are all I need!
Classic
Cannabis Come On: Hi, are you into going green? 'Cause weed
be great together!
Potted
Pick Up Line: If you were a joint, I'd roll you over and
lick you up and down. |
Artist
Pick Up Line: Wow girl, weren't you the nude model in my
life drawing class last week?
Pick
Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey fella, you must have great cardio,
'cause you just ran away with my heart.
Gym
Pick Up Line: Bro, if you were a rooster, you'd be im-pec-able.
Gym
Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna sit on my lap while I use the
rowing machine?
Gym
Chat Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or,
should I curl this barbell another ten times? |
Pirate
Chat Up Line: Wanna come back to my home port and see my
dock?
Pirate
Come-On: One aye on you, and a shiver went up me timber!
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Hey Lady, I bet ye can't find me buried treasure...
Pirate
Hookup Line: Aye wench, come aboard, and I'll name me mast
after ye.
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Aye, I see you are nearly up
to ramming speed.
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Hipster
Hookup Line: Girl, you are so hot! So I'd like to date you
before you are cool!
Sunday
Pick Up Line: Hi there hottie, is your name Sol?
'Cause you really could be my mate!
Sunday
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would it be too shady to ask you
out this Sunday?
Sunday
Chat Up Line: Hi girl, Is your name Sunday? 'Cause you light
up my life.
Hot
Come-On: Sunday is the fun day for those on the make. |
Hipster
Hookup Line: Hey girl, does this harmonica make my man bun
look big?
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey Toots, I was in love with you before your
ex was!
Bar
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, my drink is getting lonely. Care
to join us?
Happy
Hour Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've
been running through my mind all day! |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line for VD Day: Love is in the air – or is
that you, Brie?
Funny
As Hell Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hello, are you religious?
'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
VD
Day Pick Up Line: Hi, remember me? No? Oh yeah, we've only
met in my dreams.
Valentine's
Day Come-On: Babe, what'll it be: coffee, tea, or Love Potion
No. 9?
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Rich
Asshole Pick Up Line: If I had a dollar for every time I've
thought of you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.
Money
Management Pick Up Line: Babe, when I saw you, my jaw dropped
like the value of a new car.
Pick
Up a Banker Line: Hey fat cat, is that a calculator in your
pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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Jokes |
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