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(Because DIY is Easy and Blind Dates & Tinder Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Pick-up at your own risk. You never know what ya might come-on down with.
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Hey Gnirl, are you a camera? 'Cause every time I look at you, I smile!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over? 'Cause I'm feeling provolonely!Hey Gnirl, remember me? No? Oh that's right.. I've only met you in my dreams!

Funny Come-On: Gnome has a photographic memeory when it comes to cheesy pick up lines.

The provo-bility of this cheesy come-on working is cheddar than 1 in 10.

...the secretary will disavow any gnowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Good Luck!

Hey Gnirl, are you a carbon sample? 'Cause I want to date you!Is that a cell in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is callin' me. Hey Gnirl, you must be a banana 'cause I find you a peeling!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: Gnirl is just a fig-ment of his imagination?

Dumb Ass Pick Up Line: Apparently phone sex is gnot as sexy as it sounds.

Slap stick pick up line: What do you figure Gnoe Buddy owuld do with a lemon meringue pie?

Are you a chemist? 'Cause I want to do you on a table periodically!Gnirl, do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you take my breath away!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Lne: Basic elements, all laid out, what coud be more gnormal?

Breathtaking Pick Up Line:

Beefcake gnome dishes up cheesy come-ons for dessert.

Hey Girl, you look like my gnext girlfriend.Gnome Words Can Express How I'm Feeling for (Gnu)Your lips would look so much better on mine!

Lame Pick Up Line: Looks like the Mr. Magoo of the garden has found his gnext gnirl friend!

Pick up line that works for one with gno animal magnetism!

Bier Pick Up line: Gnow she gnows Red Passion really is the right lipstick shade for gner.

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