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Traveler Come-Ons and Dating Jokes on the Move
(Because Wander Lust Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Lost in a Sea
of Trippy Pick-Up Lines!)
| Travel Hookups | Travel
Jokes |World Traveler Jokes | British
Travel Jokes | USA State Jokes
| Traffic Jokes, Road Trip LOLs |
Car Puns | Auto
Mechanic Jokes | Truck Jokes
| Commute Jokes |
| Gas Station Jokes | Air
Travel Jokes | Mile High Club
Jokes | Motorcycle Jokes
| Bicycle Puns |
| Space Travel Jokes | Time
Traveler Laughs | On Time Puns |
Sea Travel Humor | Train Jokes
Pick Up Line: Hey fella, I hope you're not a monk because
I'd love to go Tibet with you.
High Club Come-On: Hey bae, I wouldn't complain about a
layover with you.
High Club Come-On: Hey babe, would you like to join me in
my members only lounge?
High Club Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't need the captain
to remind me of the upright position.
High Club Come-On: Hey girl, how about I raise the arm rest
to get this party started?
Truck Driver Hookup Line: Hey Babe, is your battery dead?
'Cause I'd like to jump you.
Pick Up Line: Hi, are you a Customs agent? 'Cause I need
to declare my love for you.
Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, why don't you wander lust over this
Lobby Pick Up Line: Is there WIFI here? 'Cause I'm feeling
a strong connection.
Hookup Line: Hey babe, would you like an Austrailian kiss?
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, I could really put some motion in
Come-On Line: Are you from Paris? 'Cause you are driving
Pick Up Line: Ciao Bella, that Milan dress, that you wear
so well, would look even better on my Florence.
Vacation Chat Up Line: Merci! Are you sure you're not a
tower, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Hit Up Line: Hey Donna, you're on my itinerary of hot things
to do tonight.
Pick Up Line: Have you checked in yet? 'Cause I am checking
Chat Up Line: Hey dude, if you were a TSA agent, I gladly
give you a body scan.
High Club Come-On: Hey babe, are you ready for take off?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you from Beijing? 'Cause I'm
China to get yo number.
Chat Up Line: Luv, everything is so wonderful since you
Cayman to my life.
Come-On: All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Pick Up Line: Hey, are you from Stockholm? 'Cause you're
the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Traveler Hookup Line: Hello, are you from Mumbai? 'Cause
I'm trying to get India your pants.
Travel Pick Up Line: Are you from Tel Aviv? 'Cause you IS
Pick Up Line: Hey Hotrod, can I give you a lift?
Mechanic Hookup Line: Hey Babe, wanna lubricate my camshaft?
Travel Chat Up Line: Irish you'd go on a date with me, 'cause
you are Dublin my heart rate, lass.
Pick Up Line: G'Day, are you from Australia? 'Cause you've
got all the koala-fications.
Pick Up Line: Whoa, I can't swim, Babe! Can I hold onto
High Club Come-On: Hey Bae, wanna cross the International
Date Line with me?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you overstay your Visa? 'Cause
you are looking fine!
High Club Come-On: Hey babe, I love a good south of the
border crossing. You too?
Vacation Chat Up Line: Ciao Bella, who needs a map when
I can freely Rome in your gorgeous eyes?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you have a quarter I can Bora
Pick Up Line: Girl, there is Norway you're driving off before
I get your number.
High Club Hookup Line: Hey girl, it's always a first class
trip with me.
Pick Up Line: Belize me baby, I will Peru've my love for
you at any Costa Rica.
High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I know a great way to recover
from jet lag.
Traveler Pick Up Line: Hello, might you allow me Du-Bai
you a drink?
Unda Chat Up Line: Hi Sheila, are you from NSW? 'Cause you
meet all my koala-fications!
Chat Up Line: Hey, would you be my hiking socks so I can
be there every step of the way with you?
Pick Up Line: Hey, are you getting a sunburn? 'Cause I'd
be happy to cover you with my body!
Chat Up Line: Hey Hottie, are you from northeast Denver?
'Cause you Brighton up my day.
Unda Pick Up Line: Mate, I'm just like a boomerang, I just
keep coming back to you.
Pick Up Line: Bae, if you were a TSA agent, I'd be happy
to get a body scan.
Travel Jokes | Road
Trip Puns | Cross the Road Jokes | Time
Travel Jokes | World Travel Puns |
European Vacation Pick Up Line: Are you from Prague? 'Cause
I can't help but Czech you out!
Hookup Line: Hey Babe, I want to flip your Ipswich over
Andover, Andover again!
Travel Chat Up Line: Hola, are you from Cuba? 'Cause I'm
Havana dream about you.
Pick Up Line: are you from Japan? 'Cause Udon know how much
I admire you.
Travel Pick Up Line: Hey girl, we Bali know each other,
but I Jakarta keep my eyes off you.
High Club Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout we find out
if what they say about about flying the frieindly skies
united is true?
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a charter member of the
Mile High Club? 'Cause my altitude began to rise
the moment I saw you.
High Club Hookup Line: Hey babe, how'd you like to lower
the cabin pressure?
a Pilot Line: Hey big guy, are you a charter member of the
Mile High Club? 'Cause after I bumped into you, I noticed
your begin to altimeter rise.
Hookup Point to Ponder: If you do it twice during a long
flight, have you joined the Two-Mile High Club?
Travel Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you from the UK? 'Cause
I want U, K?
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you from South England? 'Cause
you Brighton up my day.
Come-On Line: Hey babe, how about you wander that lust over
Travel Pick Up Line: Girl, are you from Cape Town? 'Cause
you're a frican babe!
Travel Pick Up Line: You must be Portuguese 'cause I could
Lisbon to your accent all night long.
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Science Fiction Pick Ups | Scientist
Flirt Ups | Sick Come Ons |
Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
well on your way, so here's even more lost
laughter, course humor,
trippy jokes, and trip
inn painful puns to pick
up your inner hitchhiker:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Biker Gnome Puns | Blonde
Jokes | Brew Pub Puns | Chef
Jokes | Cocktail Puns | Fashion
Puns | Fitness Jokes |
| Hair Jokes | Hipster
Jokes | Light Bulb Jokes |
Music Puns | Outer
Space Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
| Psychic Jokes | Religion
Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Weather Puns | Weed
Jokes | Weekend Jokes |
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