What do you call a professional who tries to beautify outer
A. A Cosmo-tologist.
Where can you go to see a galaxy explode?
A. A Samsung store.
Why are Nuclei and Electrons the original hipsters of the
A. 'Cause they were hydrogen before it was cool.
you hear that scientists have discovered a planet that's
entirely populated by robots? Yeah, it's called Mars!
green aliens were sitting at the Space Bar. One says, "Gjfk
yuto z crpxit!" The other says, "Dude, go
home. You're drunk!"
Why aren't there any dogs in space?
A. Because dogs hate vacuums!
Point to Ponder: If the Universe ends in the Big Freeze,
we'd all be 0K.
Solar System Point to Ponder: If boys go to Jupiter to get
more stupider, then do girls go to Venus for more penis?
What do space aliens think U.F.O. stands for?
A. Unidentified Friends of Orion.
What do they call money on Superman's home planet?
Fact of the Day: If you think Earth's center could reach
10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, you'd be core-ect.
What did the galaxy order at the Tex-Mex restaurant in the
A. A quasar-dilla.
What are powerful solar rays that cause people to fight
each other called?
A. Ultra-violent light.
What did they call the first potato launched into space
Which social network did Sith Lords prefer using while they
tried to dominate the universe?
What do aliens visiting Earth serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers.