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Did you hear about the new national book club? They have local chapters!Groaner: A Book Just Fell On My Head. I've Only Got My Shelf To Blame.Q. Which word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary? A. Wrong!

Q. What is the world's tallest building?
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Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
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Did you return your books late? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you!Q. What did the winning authors get when they won at tug-o-war? A. A Pull-it-zer prize!Have you read the book, Damn It Jim? It's by Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.

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Have you read the book, Chekov: The Navigator? It's byy: I. KiptinQ. What is a Thesaurus' Favorite Dessert? A. Synonym BunsQ. What did the author say when the novel was finally finished? A. "It's a long story."

Q. Which letter of the alphabet has a lot of water?
A. The C

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If a poet ascends in an elevator, can you say the bard has been raised?Best seller about trolls, by Ungnome AuthorQ. What do planets like to read? A. Comet Books!

"Don't you know the Queen's English?" "Why yes, I've heard she is!"

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