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Mischeivous lambs post wooly funny videos on Ewe Tube.I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.Q. Why don't programmers like nature? A. Too Many Bugs

My attitude isn't baaad. It's in beta.

Q. Why did the computer spy quit?
A. He just couldn't hack it anymore.

PC Factoid: Computers allow you to make mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the exception of defective condoms.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables, so it asks "Can I join you?"

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

The programming code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

Q. What's the best way to ease into computer programming?
A. Bit byte bit.

Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

Q. Where do computers go to dance?
A. To the disco. They really like techno music!

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. It had a hard drive.

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

Q. What does your computer when you're out to lunch?
A. It has a byte or two.

Hey Gnirl, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop!Which search engine do most mice prefer? Ask CheeseDid you hear about the online origami store? If folded...

Pick Up Line for techies, geeks and users. Gnome doubt this is an ass-inine joke?

Q. Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on the calculator?
A. She couldn't find the 10 button.

Q. Where are delinquent drives sent?
A. To boot camp!

Q. What do computers like as a quick snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. How did the computer network buy web presence?
A. They all chipped in.

The truth is out there. Surely somebody at Twitter has the URL!

A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 4 grandchildren will be getting a visit from Satan this Xmas.

Q. How do you find a black widow on line?
A. Check out her web site.

Is that a cell in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is callin' me. A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.Hey Gnirl, you turn my software into hardware!

Dumb Ass Pick-Up Line: Apparently phone sex is gnot as sexy as it sounds.

Do you like computers and do you like file sharing? Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!

Q. Which laptop computer feature do spiders like best?
A. The webcam!

What a cheesy charge! At her age, she should know feta. Cheddar luck next time, Brie ...

Maybe if we told everybody that the brain is an app, they'd all start using it?

Q. What do you get if you cross a computer program and a ballerina?
A. The Nutcracker Suite.

Pick Up Line for computer scientists, geeks, programmers and smart gnirls.

Q. Why do programmers call it hyper text?
A. Too much JAVA.

Q. How do you get a computer drunk?
A. Show it screen shots of tequilla!

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