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Mischeivous lambs post wooly funny videos on Ewe Tube.I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.Q. Why don't programmers like nature? A. Too Many Bugs

Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A. A Wooly Good Jumper.

My attitude isn't baaad. It's in beta.

Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

Q. Where do computers go to dance?
A. To the disco. They really like techno music!

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. It had a hard drive.

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

Q. What does a computer do at lunch time?
A. It has a byte.

Hey Gnirl, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop!Which search engine do most mice prefer? Ask CheeseDid you hear about the online origami store? If folded...

Pick Up Line for techies, geeks and users. Gnome doubt this is an ass-inine joke?

Q. Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on the calculator?
A. She couldn't find the 10 button.

Q. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
A. Hallomi.

Q. What do computers like as a quick snack? A. Microchips.

A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Xmas.

Is that a cell in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is callin' me. A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.Hey Gnirl, you turn my software into hardware!

Dumb Ass Pick-Up Line: Apparently phone sex is gnot as sexy as it sounds.

Do you like computers and do you like file sharing? Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!

What a cheesy charge! At her age, she should know feta. Cheddar luck next time, Brie ...

Maybe if we told everybody that the brain is an app, they'd all start using it?

Pick Up Line for computer scientists, geeks, programmers and smart gnirls.

Q. Why do they call it hyper text?
A. Too much JAVA.

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