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Mischeivous lambs post wooly funny videos on Ewe Tube.I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.Q. Why don't programmers like nature? A. Too Many Bugs

Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A. A Wooly Good Jumper.

My attitude isn't baaad. It's in beta.

Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

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Q. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
A. Hallomi.

A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

Is that a cell in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is callin' me. A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.Hey Gnirl, you turn my software into hardware!

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What a cheesy charge! At her age, she should know feta. Cheddar luck next time, Brie ...

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Q. Why do they call it hyper text?
A. Too much JAVA.

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