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Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.A tarantula found a date online. He spider on the web!Old Programmers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Memory.

Q. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's a hardware problem.

Q. How did the computer get drunk?
A. It took too many screen shots!

Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Ouch!

Q. What did the spider do on its computer?
A. Built a website!

Q. What is the most popular computer search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
A. Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.

Q. What does a baby computer call its dad?
A. Data.

Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. Lemme sample your chocolate chips.

A guy was always leaving himself voicemail messages, he was so self-sendered!I lost some memory in my computer, but it didn't mind one bit.Is your name Google? You're everything I'm searching for!

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man online?
A. "Don't bug me."

Q. What happens when you lose a Nintendo game?
A. You ask for a Wii-match.

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

Q. Which kind of party lighting do computers like best?
A. CISCO balls.

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Troll pick-up lines aimed at SEO? That doesn't work because Gnoogle already gnew that!

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

Bill Gates took advantage of his windows of opportunity.The Internet Contains a Large Surfeit of InformationLocal Area Network in Australia: "LAN Down Under"

Be nice to the nerds, for all you know, they might be the next Bill Gates!

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Q. Why did the computer programmer go broke?
A. He lost all his cache.

Q. Why is it called hyper text?
A. Too much JAVA.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.

Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.

Two bytes met. First byte asks, "Are you ill?" Second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

Hey Gnirl, it's only Micro when it's Soft!At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"Gnome Problem. I'm on *IT*

Pick Up Line for computer nerds who can relate to the backend programming behind this funny come-on.

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Nerd Humor: When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into Hulk. When Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris!

So, are you the Netflix and Chill type of girl, or the Amazon Prime and Commitment type?

Gnome Problem! Gnome Buddy is on IT. Lookout, Tech Department!

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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