Q.
How many assistant coaches does it take to change a light
bulb at a football game?
A. Three. One to change it, and two to tip the entire contents
of the ice bucket over the head coach to congratulate him
on a successful screwing.
Q.
How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just talk about making it happen next season.
Q.
Why do funny light bulb jokes always make you laugh?
A. Dude, you must be high! |
Q.
How many recovering addicts does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. One, but it takes twelve steps...
Q.
How many Stoneronians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A. 404 (not found)!
Q.
How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Oh wow! Is it dark, man?
Q.
How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Yes, please pass the bong.
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Q.
How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Capricorns don't buy light bulbs unless they're
a legitimate business expense.
Q.
How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why should I bother? It's just going to burn out again,
anyway...
Q.
How many choir directors does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Nobody knows, 'cause no one ever watches the choir director.
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