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Q. Why did the Klingon cross the road? A. To conquer the other side!
Q. Why did Yoda cross the road? A. Because the chicken forced him!
Q. Why did the droid cross the road? A. It was programmed by a chicken!
Q. Why didn't Luke cross the road? A. Because he'd get a ticket for skywaling!
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!
Q. Why did the Dalek cross the road? A. To exterminate Whomanity!
Q. Why did the Cyberman cross the road? A. To upgrade the person on the other side!
Q. Why did the pothead cross the road? A. Um, that's one hell of a good question?

 


Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Traffic jam of clucking funny chickens on the go, moving poultry puns, hens at the cross roads.

Moving Chicken Jokes & Double Crossing Chickens
(Because Urban Jokes and Citified Puns Are Too Mainstream for Hipster Road Warrior Chickens)
Warning: Chicken Sh*t Present. Watch Where You Cross! The smell isn't the most painful thing here.
| Chicken 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Cow 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Beef 1 | 2 |

Q. Why did half a chicken cross the road? A. To get to its other side!Q. Why did this chicken cross the road? A. Because she's an independent female flightless bird!Why did the chicken cross the road? Dammin Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! - Bones McCoy

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A. She wanted to lay it on the line!

Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. It just wanted to stretch its legs!

We hope one day chickens will all be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it was free range.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Net?
A.
To get to the other site!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Just for the egg-citement of it all!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A. Poultry in Motion.Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, it was the logical thing to do! – Mr SpockQ. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get off the block!

Q. Why did the hen cross the road?
A. To prove she was a chicken.

Q. Why did the redneck cross the road?
A. To eat the chicken that done got runned over!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because there were chickens on the other side!

Q. Why did the geeky guy cross the road?
A. He heard there were a lot of chicks on the other side.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and then crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. To assimilate the chicken!Q. How did the headless chicken cross the road? A. In a KFC bucket!Why did the chicken cross the road? For the honor of all chickens! – Mr Worf

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A.
To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A. To get to the dark side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A. To get to the same side.

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken.

Q. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A. It got stuck in a crack.

Q. How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A. In a stretch limo

Q. Why did the hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken.

Q. Why did the droid cross the road?
A. Because it was programmed by a chicken.

Q. Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road?
A. She was already on both sides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh My! – Mr SuluWhy did the chicken cross the road? I knew it was going to happen! I could sense it! – Deanna TroiWhy did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before! – James T Kirk

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't chicken.

Q. Why didn't the bike cross the road?
A. It was too tired!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A.
To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the shell station.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the chicken strip club.

Q. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A. It didn't have the guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The wee transporter beam was not functioning properly! – Mr. ScottWhy did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. DataWhy did the chicken cross the road? There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway! – Kathryn Janeway

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something.

Q. Why did a one-armed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To find out what all the jokes were about.

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck on the chicken's foot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To avoid the lame jokes on this side.

Q. Why did a dog cross the road?
A. To get out of the barking lot.

Q. Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?
A. She didn't want to get blocked by traffic.

Q. Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
A. It had no body to go with.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens.

Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. Because it assimilated the chicken!Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? Insufficient Information! – ComputerThe Borg assimilated my henhouse and all I got was this lousy occular implant!

Q. Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?
A. Because it wan't to play squash.

Q. Why did the lettuce cross the road?
A. Because it was green.

Q. Why did the shark cross the road?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion!

Q. Why didn't the schizophrenic chicken cross the road?
A. He couldn't make up his mind.

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To see the neigh-bor.

Q. Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
A. Because the chicken had not evolved yet.

Q. Why didn't the roasted chicken cross the road?
A. It didn't have the guts.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side!

| Chicken 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Cow 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Beef 1 | 2 |
| Farmer | Goose and Duck | Horse 1 | 2 | 3 | Pig 1 | 2 | 3 | Sheep |
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