| Q.
What do you call a proud cock in a British restroom?
A. Loo-ster.
Q.
What do roosters watch on television?
A. The feather forecast and hentertaining sitcoms.
Q.
What do you call a unique one-of-a-kind rooster?
A. A cock-a-doodle-doozy.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a rooster wth a cartoon dog?
A. Scooby Doodle Do. |
Q. What do you hear when you cross a pickle with a rooster?
A. Cock-a-doodle-DILL.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was the ancestor of present day hens
and cocks?
A. The Roost-saur.
Q.
What is it called when you cross a rooster with a zombie?
A. Cock-a-doodle-voodoo.
Q.
What do you get if you cross macaroni with a rooster while
wearing a feather in your cap?
A. Yankee Doodle Do.
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Q. Why did the cranky old rooster in Utah want to get a
divorce?
A. He was tired of all the hen-pecking from his wives.
Q.
What do you call a rooster scammer?
A.A cock-a-doodle-dupe.
Q.
Which kind of rooster can remove the husks off fresh sweet
corn?
A. A cock shucker.
Q.
What do you call the cock quarterback that tossed the winning
play?
A. Threw-ster.
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