Q.
What happenes if you cross a chicken with a joke?
A. You choke.
Q.
What do you call a hen with a big grin on her face?
A. A cheek-en.
Q.
When chickens are clucking, how do you know what they're
saying?
A. You have to have an henterpreter.
Q.
What do you call a chicken that snaps into place?
A. A click hen.
Q.
Which US state has the largest chicken population?
A. Hennessee.
Q.
What do you get when a chicken sits in glue?
A. Stick hen. |
Q. What does the farmer's wife call a barn fowl that is
elegantly and stylishly fashionable?
A. Chic hen.
Q.
What do you call a chicken wearing a collarless men's pullover
shirt with a few buttons on it?
A. Henley.
Q.
What do you call a chicken that got cut while shaving her
legs?
A. A nick hen.
Q.
What does the rooster call his beloved hen wife?
A. Chick hon.
Q.
What's it called when you remove ticks from your backyard
hen?
A. Pickin' chicken.
Q.
What is the job title of the hen that packages pickles into
small barrels?
A. Chicken pecker. |
Q. What do chickens serve at going away parties?
A. Flew the Coop Cakes.
Q.
What US city has the most backyard chicken coops?
A. Henrietta, Texas.
Q.
What do you call a chicken eating a lollipop?
A. A lick hen.
Q.
What do you call a hen with Salmonella?
A. Sicken chicken.
Q.
Where do chicken farmers get their green chilies for Denver
omelettes?
A. Hatch, New Mexico.
Q.
What is the goal of fattening up a hen?
A. To thicken a chicken.
Q.
What's the opposite of a chicken?
A. A chick off. |
