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Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q. What did the turkey say to the computer? A. Google Google Google!

 


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Gobble along on talking turkey puns, tier-key LOLs, twerky humor and quirky tear-key jokes.

Wild Turkey Jokes, Tom LOLs, Tur King Puns
('Cause Tur-Keen Jokes and Her-Key Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream For An All-American Meleagris Gallopavo!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Thanksgiving jokes, goblin grins, terror key LOLs and perky turkey breast puns ahead.
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Dear turkeys, please don't worry. They only love us for our breasts. Sincerely, Women.
 
Q. What happened to the turkey who got in a fight? A. He got the stuffing knocked out of hin!
 
Q. What do you get if you cross a turkey and a banjo? a. a turkey that can pluck iitself!

Q. If a male domesticated turkey is called a gobbler or a tom, what is a female turkey called?
A. A her-key.

Q. What do you call hens with with nice breasts?
A. Perky turkeys.

Q. What do Toms and hens say about Painful turkey Puns?
A. Giggle, giggle, giggle.

Q. What do you call a turkey with great instints?
A. Tur-keen.

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make as it walks?
A. Wobble, Wobble.

Q. What do you call a creeper gobbler that's hanging around in the shadows?
A. A lurky turkey.

Q. What do you get if uou cross an alley cat with a gobbler?
A. A Tom turkey.

Q. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a donkey?
A. A Tur-keister.

Q. Why do turkeys play drums before Thanksgiving?
A. 'Cause they still have their drumsticks then.

Q. What do you get if you cross a turkey with Miley Cyrus?
A. A Twerky.

Q. What was the turkey doing on stage at open mike night at Denver Comedy Works?
A. Just winging it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a kitty cat with a tom turkey?
A. A purr-key.

Q. what do you call an evil turkey? a. Poultry-geist!
 
Q. What did Ma turkey say to her naughty son? A. If your Pa could see you now,, he'd turn over in his gravy!
 
Q. What do turkey actors hate on Broadway? A. Fowl play!

Q. What do you get if you cross a sinister ghost with a turkey?
A. A terror key.

Q. Which movie was about a typical family haunted by a turkey?
A. Poultrygeist.

Q. What do you hear on Thanksgiving if you cross a turkey wiith a ghost?
A. Losts of goblin.

Q. What do you call a turkey that got caught in the farm thresher?
A. Tore-key.

Q. What do you call a gobbler with diarrhea?
A. A turd-key.

Q. Who won the Thanksgiving Day turkey race, the Tom or the hen?
A. It's still neck and neck...

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. What do you call an egg-centric gobbler that displays odd behavior and tics?
A. A quirky turkey.

Q. What do you get if you cross a stray mutt with a turkey?
A. A cur-key.

Q. What do you call a running turkey? A. Fast food!
 
Q. If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A. Goblet!
 
q. Why did the police arrest the turkey? A. It was suspected of fowl play1

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road the day before Thanksgiving?
A. She wanted people to think she was a chicken.

Q. What do you call a wild turkey flying by at 70 MPH?
A. A blur-key.

Q. What do you call a turkey limping across the road while eating fast food?
A. Hobblin' gobblin'.

Q. What do you call a sobbing gobbler?
A. Tear-key.

Q. What do you call five wild turkeys on a totem pole?
A. Tier-keys.

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centpede?
A. Enough drumsticks to feed a crowd on Thanksgiving.

Q. What do you hear if you cross turkeys with geese?
A. Gaggle, gaggle, gaggle.

Q. What do you get if you cross a conifer tree with a gobbler?
A. A fir-key.

Q. What do you call a turkey that was out all night drinking?
A. Slur-key.

Q. What is it called when turkeys rain out of the sky?
A. Fowl weather.

Q. Which Colorado ski area is a popular destination for hens and Toms?
A. Tur-Keystone.

Q. What do hens and Toms do at a rap session?
A. Talk Turkey.

Q. Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble? A. They never learned proper table manners!
 
Q. What sound does a space turkey make? A. Hubble Hubble Hubble!
 
Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey? A. Feed him lots of pizza and ice cream!

Q. What is a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
A. Peach Gobbler.

Q. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
A. Lucky!

Q. What do wild turkeys call a domesticated gobbler?
A. Mild turkey.

Q. What happened when the turkey drummer forgot his drumsticks?
A. He had to wing it.

A gobbler walks into the bar. Bartender says, "Lemme guess, Wild Turkey?"

Q. Which web site is Tom Turkey's favorite?
A. Google, Google, Google!

Q. Why do turkeys say, "Gobble Gobble?"
A. 'Cause they're talking Turkey.

Q. What does the sign say outside the curio shop that sells turkey motif knickknacks and trinkets?
A. Bauble Bauble Bauble.

Q. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a gobbler?
A. A fur-key.

Q. What do hunters call a wild turkey on the run?
A. Fast food.

Q. What do turkeys eat on Thanksgiving?
A. Nothing. 'Cause they're already stuffed.

Q. Who is the royal ruler of hens and Toms?
A. The tur-king.

Q. What is a gobbler tradition in Denver on Thanksgiving Day?
A. The Turkey Trot in Washington Park, with plenty of porta-potties on hand.

Q. Why did the turkey farmer decide to retire?
A. The job just gobbled up to much of his time.

Yes, I know you want me to stop telling gobbler and hen jokes, but I just can't stop cold turkey!

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