Q.
What is a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
A. Peach Gobbler.
Q.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
A. Lucky!
Q.
What do wild turkeys call a domesticated gobbler?
A. Mild turkey.
Q.
What happened when the turkey drummer forgot his drumsticks?
A. He had to wing it.
A
gobbler walks into the bar. Bartender says, "Lemme
guess, Wild Turkey?" |
Q.
Which web site is Tom Turkey's favorite?
A. Google, Google, Google!
Q.
Why do turkeys say, "Gobble Gobble?"
A. 'Cause they're talking Turkey.
Q.
What does the sign say outside the curio shop that sells
turkey motif knickknacks and trinkets?
A. Bauble Bauble Bauble.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a gobbler?
A. A fur-key.
Q.
What do hunters call a wild turkey on the run?
A. Fast food. |
Q.
What do turkeys eat on Thanksgiving?
A. Nothing. 'Cause they're already stuffed.
Q.
Who is the royal ruler of hens and Toms?
A. The tur-king.
Q.
What is a gobbler tradition in Denver on Thanksgiving Day?
A. The Turkey Trot in Washington Park, with plenty of porta-potties
on hand.
Q. Why did the turkey farmer decide to retire?
A. The job just gobbled up to much of his time.
Yes,
I know you want me to stop telling gobbler and hen jokes,
but I just can't stop cold turkey! |