Q.
What does a dairy cow order at Starbucks?
A. A half-calf-double-latte.
Q.
What did the farmer say after some jerk throws cheese at
the milking machine?
A. How Dairy!
Q.
What do dairy cows eat up dairy jokes and Painful
cheesy Puns?
A. Because they like corn.
Q.
What is a buff Wisconsin dairy farmer's favorite arm exercise?
A. Cheese curls.
Q.
What is today's weather forecast for dairy farms in Wisconsin?
A. Rain and light Bries.
Wisconsin
Tourist: What is the difference between milk and cheese?
Dairy Farmer: Cheese didn't get lost along the whey. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a dairy cow and a duck?
A. Milk and Quackers!
Q.
What do dairy cows eat up cheese jokes and Painful
cheesy food Puns?
A. Because they like corn.
Q.
Why did the dairy farmer feed his cows cold hard cash?
A. Because he wanted rich milk.
Q.
Why did the dairy farmer only raise brown cows?
A. He loved chocolate milk!
Old
Wisconsin dairy farmers never die, but they do cut the cheese.
Q.
Where does a dairy farmer get dragon milk?
A. Find a cow with no back legs.
Q.
What does a dary farmer churn to make forgetful butter?
A. Milk of Amnesia! |
Q.
Where do Russians get their milk?
A. From Mos-cows!
Dairy
Cow Hookup Line: Hey girl,
I'm horny and that ain't no bull.
Q.
How hard is it to milk a dairy cow?
A. Well, it ain't NO piece of steak!
Q.
Why did the blonde dairy farmer's daughter put a cow on
a trampoline?
A. 'Cause she wanted a milk shake.
Newlywed
Wife: What is the best way to keep milk fresh?
Vegan Huaband: Leave it in the cow.
Wisconsin
Tourist: How do you make goat cheese?
Dairy Farmer: Ewe's milk!
Dairy
Funny Pick Up Line: Hey
girl, did you just take a milk bath? 'Cause your skin is
so white and creamy. |