Q.
What's the difference between a politician and a flying
pig?
A. The letter F!
Q.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A Groundhog!
Q.
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A. Because men are pigs!
Q.
Why did the three little pigs run away from home?
A. Because their dad was such a boar.
Q.
Which kind of pig has skin problems?
A. A Warthog. |
Q.
What do you call a rooster that was out all night drinking?
A. A crocked-a-doodle-do.
A
chicken and an egg walk into the bar at the same time. Bartender
says, "Who's first?"
Q.
What do you call the outside of a hen-grenade?
A. The bombshell.
Q.
What subject do chickens study in school?
A. Egg-onomics.
Q.
What glows in the dark and clucks?
A. Radioactive Chicken Kiev. |
Did
you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have dragged him a mile! Yes, the bull was
really quite testy.
Q.
What did the bored cow moo-an about in the morning?
A. It's just an udder day.
Q.
Which South American dance do cattle often dance to?
A. The Rumpa!
Q.
What is a a typical cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday! |