| Q.
What language does a goose speak?
A. Portu-geese!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a goose and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet.
Q.
What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.
Q.
What happens if ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Poultry
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bird,
how about you be my turkey? 'Cause I can give you the stuffing
you've been needing. |
Q.
Why don't vampires bother dairy cattle?
A. Because they just cownt.
Q.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody
cow?
A. An animal in a really baad moood!
Q.
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia!
Q.
Why do ballerina cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. What's the pointe? Because they lactose!
Milky
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
have you ever milked a cow before? 'Cause your gonna need
a bucket for this too. |
Q.
What do you call it when a sow takes off her clothes?
A. Bacon strips!
Q.
What is a happy farmer's favorite candy?
A. Jolly Rancher.
Q.
What did the needy pig say to the farmer?
A. You take me for grunted.
Farmer:
Why can't you make bread like my mother?
Wife: Why can't you make dough like my father?
Farmer
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, those
roses aren't the only thing with a long stem. |
