What language does a goose speak?
What do you get if you cross a goose and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet.
What do you get when a duck squats?
What happens if ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bird,
how about you be my turkey? 'Cause I can give you the stuffing
you've been needing.
Why don't vampires bother dairy cattle?
A. Because they just cownt.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody
A. An animal in a really baad moood!
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia!
Why do ballerina cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. What's the pointe? Because they lactose!
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
have you ever milked a cow before? 'Cause your gonna need
a bucket for this too.
What do you call it when a sow takes off her clothes?
A. Bacon strips!
What is a happy farmer's favorite candy?
A. Jolly Rancher.
What did the needy pig say to the farmer?
A. You take me for grunted.
Why can't you make bread like my mother?
Wife: Why can't you make dough like my father?
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, those
roses aren't the only thing with a long stem.