Q.
What is the battle cry of democratic chickens?
A. Live Free Range, or Die!
Q.
Who does a chicken farmer call if he thinks his henhouse
is haunted?
A. An egg-sorcist.
Q.
Why don't chickens like people?
A. Because they beat eggs.
Q.
Which holy men do chickens dread the most?
A. Friars!
Q.
Why do hens write chicken jokes?
A. Because they're so clucking funny!
Henhouse
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.
Q.
Why couldn't the chicken eat the farmer's blue rihbon corn?
A. 'Cause it was im-peckable. |
Poultry
Point to Ponder: Are chickens cheeper by the dozen?
Q.
What does a lost and mixed up hen lay?
A. Scrambled eggs.
Urban
Poultry Point to Ponder: If you have backyard chickens and
take care of them, are you a chicken tender?
Q.
Where does a stylish chicken like to shop?
A. At a chic boutique.
Q.
Why do chickens make empathetic dermatologists?
A. Because they know all about scratch.
Q.
Which historical English monarch was known for keeping a
huge poultry farm?
A. King Hennery.
Q.
Where do backyard chicken growers find a date online?
A. Match dot cluck.
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Q.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A. Hen-durance!
Q.
Can a chicken understand English?
A. Yes, chic-can.
Q.
How do chickens get off the highway?
A. They take the eggs-it.
Q.
What do you call it when you jump off a cliff with a chicken
in each hand?
A. Hen Gliding.
Q.
What subject do chickens study in school?
A. Egg-onomics.
Q.
Why did the poultry farmer decide to quit the business?
A. 'Cause that was truly a fowl job.
Poultry
Pick-Up Line: Hey chickadee,
I'm no rooster, but just watch what this cock-a-do-to-you!
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