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Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a centipede? A. Drumsticks for a crowd!Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow? A. Roost Beef!Q. Why couldn't the chicken find her egg? A. Because she mislaid it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cement mixer?
A. A brick layer.

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A.
I'll tell you later...

Q. Did you hear about the chicken who only laid eggs during winter?
A. She was no spring chicken.

Q. What do you get if a pig and a chicken bump into each other? A. Ham and Eggs!Q. What was teh transvestite rooster's stage name? A. Dawn!Q. What happens if you drop a hand gren-egg? A. It egg-splodes!

Q. How do chickens bake cakes?
A. From scratch.

Q. What do you call a crazy chicken?
A.
A cuckoo cluck!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up.

Q. What did the hen do when she saw fried chicken? A. She kicked the bucket!I have no idea how to raise chickens? So I guess I'll just have to wing it!Q. Why did this chicken cross the road? A. Because she's an independent female flightless bird!

Q. Why don't chickens like people?
A. Because they beat eggs.

Q. What subject do chickens study in school?
A. Egg-onomics

Q. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A. Hen-durance!

Q. Why did the chicken's coach cross the basketball court? A. It heard the referee calling fowls!Q. Which day of the week does a chicken dread most? A. Fry-Day!Q. How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend? A. With his pecker!

Q. What does a rooster in London say?
A. Cockney-doodle-do.

Q. What does a grammy winning rooster sing?
A. Rocker-doodle-do

Q. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A. Coop cakes!

Q. What happens if you drop a hen-grenade?
A. It eggs splodes!

Q. What do you get if you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A. A long wooden cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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