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Pet Animal Humor, Funny Pet Jokes, Pet Peeves
(Because Animal Lovers and Pet Owners with a Great Sense of Humor Could Never Be Too Mainstream!)
Warning: Please Don't Pet the Animals. Furry funny pet jokes ahead – feather you're ready or not.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A. A Walkie TalkieA cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse, with baited breath.Animal Pun: Did you hear about the snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?

Q. What do you call the pet canary that flew into a pastry plate?
A. Tweetie Pie.

Q. Why do pet crows and ravens tell really dumb jokes?
A. Just be-caws!

Q. What do you call the pet kitty cat who was caught by the police?
A. The Purr-pet-rator
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Q. What do you call it when a pet cat wins the dog show?
A. A Cat Has Trophy!

Snakes really enjoy hisss-terical puns!

Q. How does a snake shoot something?
A. With a boa and arrow.

Q. What do you call a snake that's not wearing clothes?
A. Snaked!

Q. Do Birds Always Know Exactly Where They're Going? A. No, sometimes they just wing it.Q. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. HamsterdamTwo Fish Are in a Tank. One Asks the Other: "How Do You Drive This Thing?"

Q. What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A. A bald eagle.

Q. What happens if a duck flies upside down?
A. He quacks up!

Q. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
A. Fowl Weather!

Q. Why did the blonde's pet rodent eat a candle?
A. It wanted a light snack, duh.

Q. Which pet animal is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A hamster.

Q. How do you save a drowning rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Q. What party game do pet goldfish like to play?
A. Salmon Says.

Q. Why are pet goldfish orange?
A. The water makes them rusty.

Q. What do you call a smelly fish?
A. A Stink Ray!

Funny Sign at a Toy Store: Please don't feed the animals! They're already stuffed...Q. What is the difference between a fish & a guitar? A. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!Q. How do you change tires on a duck? A. With a Quacker Jack.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pet canary and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet.

Q. What do you call a very rude and obnoxious bird?
A. A Mockingbird.

Q. What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist.

Q. Which game show do pet fish enjoy most?
A. Name That Tuna!

Q. What is a pet duck's favorite television program?
A. The daily feather forecast.

Q. Who stole the soap?
A. The robber ducky!

Fun FarmSaying: A Horse is a Very Stable Animal.My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment.Q. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Q. What is a horse's favorite state?
A. Neigh-braska.

Q. What is a horse's second favorite state?
A. Maine.

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A Groundhog!

Q. Why shouldn't you ever tell your pet pig a secret?
A. Because they always squeal!

Q. What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A. Hop In.

Q. Why was the tadpole feeling so lonely?
A. Because he was newt to the area.

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