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Tame your funny bone with rabid memes, pet humor, and hilarious animal jokes!

Painful Pet Puns, Pet Jokes, Pet Peeves
(Because Pet Owners Without a Great Sense of Humor Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Please Don't Feed the Animals. Cagey Jokes Ahead. Beware of the hog?
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Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A. A Walkie TalkieA cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse, with baited breath.Animal Pun: Did you hear about the snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?

Q. What do you call a canary that flew into a pastry plate?
A. Tweetie Pie

Q. What do you call the cat who was caught by the police?
A. The Purr-pet-rator

Q. How does a snake shoot something?
A. With a boa and arrow.

Q. Do Birds Always Know Exactly Where They're Going? A. No, sometimes they just wing it.Q. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. HamsterdamTwo Fish Are in a Tank. One Asks the Other: "How Do You Drive This Thing?"

Q. What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A. A bald eagle

Q. Why did the rodent eat a candle?
A. It wanted a light snack

Q. What party game do fish like to play?
A. Salmon Says

Funny Sign at a Toy Store: Please don't feed the animals! They're already stuffed...Q. What is the difference between a fish & a guitar? A. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!Q. How do you change tires on a duck? A. With a Quacker Jack.

Q. What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet

Q. What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist

Q. What is a duck's favorite show?
A. The feather forecast

Fun FarmSaying: A Horse is a Very Stable Animal.My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment.Q. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Q. What is a horse's favorite state?
A. Neigh-braska

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A Groundhog!

Q. What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A. Hop In

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