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(Because Pet Owners Without a Great Sense of Humor Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Please Don't Feed the Animals. Cagey Jokes Ahead. Beware of the dog?
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Q. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A. A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.Q. How are a counterfeit coin and a crazy rabbit alike? A. One is bad money and the other is mad bunny.Q. Why don't oysters donate to charity? A. Because they're shellfish.

Q. What do you call a cat that just ate a duck?
A. A duck-filled platy puss.

Q. What is the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd one?
A. One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.

Q. How to shellfish get to the hospital?
A. In a clam-bulance!

Q. What's the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer? One is a bird watcher, and the other's a word botcher.A friend annoys me with bad puns, but toucan play at that game!Q. What do you get if you cross an electric eel and a sponge? A. A shock absorber.

Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A. A bird that talks in morse code

Q. How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Toucan do it.

Q. What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A. Pearls of Wisdom

Q. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A. A Bagel!Q. What is it called when a female sheep flips around? A. A Ewe TurnQ. How Did the Piglet with Laryngitis Feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!

Q. What kind of birds spend a lot of time on their knees?
A. Birds of Prey

Q. What does an ambitious sheep want?
A. To wool the world

Q. What do you call a pig that's wrong?
A. Mistaken Bacon

Sir Lancelot had a bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.How Do You Get a Mouse to Smile? Say: "Cheese"Animal Pun: The rodent club finished drafting a constitution, but it has yet to be ratified.

Did you hear about the blonde polo player? His horse drowned...

Q. Why was the mouse afraid of water?
A. Catfish

Q. What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A. Julius Cheeser

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