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Funny Pet Jokes, House Pet Humor, Fauna Puns
(Because Pet Lovers with a Great Sense of Humor and Lots of Pet Treats Could Never Be Too Mainstream!)
Warning: Please Don't Overfeed the Pets. Fuzzy jokes, fishy humor, and furry funny pet puns ahead.
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A pet store had a bird contest, with no perches necessary.Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, but a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

Q. Why did the dietician's pet parrot wear a rain coat?
A. She wanted to be polly unsaturated.

Q. How do robins stay so fit?
A. They do lots of morning worm-ups.

Q. Why don't fish do too well in school?
A. Because they work below C level.

Q. Why did the fish blush?
A. Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Q. What is it called when a pet kitty cat wins at the dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy!

Q. Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A. Do he wouldn't be spotted.

Mischievous Lambs Post Wooly Funny Videos on Ewe TubeQ. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs BunnyQ. What is the difference between a miser and a canary? A. One's a little cheap & the other's a little cheeper.

Q. Where do sheep go on vacation?
A. The Baa-hamas.

Q. Where are newborn lambs kept?
A. In an inc-ewe-bator.

Q. What did the pet rabbit say to the carrot his owner fed him?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare plane.

Q. Where do birds invest their money?
A. The stork market.

Q. What's noisier than a whooping crane?
A. A trumpeter swan.

Q. How Do Chickens Dance? A. Chick to ChickQ. What is a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and SqueakQ. What do you name a fish with no eyes? A. FSH

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A. She was a double crosser!

Q. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoons?
A. They go out on a peck-nic.

Q. What did boyfriend mouse say to girlfriend mouse's family?
A. Mice to meet you.

Q. Why did the pet mouse stay indoors?
A. Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Did you hear about the pet goldfish that went bankrupt? Now, he's a bronze fish.

Q. What do you call a naked fish?
A. A barracuda.

Q. What do you dall a veterinarian with laryngitis? A. Hoarse DoctorQ. Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? A. She wanted to see butterfly.Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

Q. Why are most horses in good shape?
A. Because they're on a stable diet.

Q. Why did the horse talk with hay in its mouth?
A. It lacked good stable manners.

Q. Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball.

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in a mattress? They got married in the spring.

Q. Why shouldn't you share your bed with your pet pig?
A. Because they hog the covers!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and Legs!

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