How do you invite a classical guitar player to a party?
What do ya call slow moving guitar music?
A. Walk and Roll.
Why did they call the new guy the prison guitarist?
A. He was always behind a few bars and can never find the
jazz guitarists meet at a bar. One says to the other, "Hey
man, I bought your last album!" The other replies,
"Oh, so that was you!"
Why did the rock star put his guitar in the refrigerator?
A. He wanted to play really cool music.
Why are violinists braver than guitarists?
A. Because they never fret.
Why did the she-riff arrest the bass guitar player?
A. For fingering A Minor.
Which member of the rock band does the weirdest stuff on
A. The bizarre-est guitarist.
What kind of fish plays the guitar?
At a party, how can you figure out who is a guitar player?
A. He'll surely tell you.
How can you tell when a guitarist is out of tune?
A. His hands are moving.
What's the difference between a Fender and a Les Paul?
A. The Les Paul burns longer...
you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield?
It was music to his ears.
Why are rock band's members all such perverts?
A. Because the drummer sits in back beating it, the guitarist
is fingering minors, the basist is slapping it around and
they all like the pianist.
How are a banjo player and a blind horseshoe player alike?
A. Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force
everyone to run out of range.