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Q. Did you hear about the guitar that got baked? A. It was highly strung!Q. What do you call a guitarist that drank too much alchohol? A. Bassist loaded!Q. What did the guitarist do when he needed to turn his amp on? A. He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it!

Q. Why are so many guitar jokes one-liners?
A. So the rest of the band can understand them.

Q. Why was the guitar player arrested?
A. For fingering A Minor.

Q. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just steal somebody else's light.

Q. Why do lead guitarists walk around on the stage?
A. To get away from the sound.

Q. Which rock group has four guys that don't sing?
A. Mount Rushmore

Q. Why do you bury guitar players six feet under?
A.
Because deep down, they're all nice people.

Q. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?
A. A Quitar.

Q. What do you call two guitar players playing in unison?
A. Counterpoint.

Q. What does a guitarist in love send their girlfriends on Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-Me-Notes!

Q. What do you throw a drowning bass player? A. His Amp!Q. Which instrument does a pirate play in the band? A. The Guitarrr!Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A. Homeless!

Q. How does a guitar player keep his guitar from being stolen?
A. He stores it in a cello case.

Q. How do you know somebody is a really great guitar player?
A. He'll tell you.

Q. Why do guitarists tour the most during the summer?
A. So they can visit all of their kids.

Did you hear about the guitar player who was stressed? He was all strung out.

Q. What's the range of a Les Paul?
A.
It depends how far you throw it.

Q. How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
A. Nobody knows.

Two guys were walking down the street. One was destitute; the other was a guitar player, too.

Q. How do you get two guitarists to play in perfect unison?
A. Fire one of them.

Did you hear about the heavy metal guitarist who locked his keys in the car? He had to break the window to let the drummer out.

Q. Which concert only costs 45 Cents? A. 50 Cent featuring Nickleback!Q. How do you get a guitarist to play softer? A. Put sheet music in front of hin!Is it just another manic Monday?

Q. What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist!

Q. What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A. Would you like fries with that?

Q. What do you call a guitar that's moving slowly?
A. Walk and Roll

Q. What's the difference between an electric guitar player and a vacuum cleaner?
A. When you unplug the vacuum cleaner, it doesn't suck any more.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a guitar?
A. A bird that sings when you pluck it.

Q. What's the difference between an electric guitar and a lawn mower?
A. You can tune a lawn mower.

Q. What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?
A. She Riff

Q. What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A. Pick on somebody your own size.

Did you hear about the music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note!Q. Which musician writes songs about a country in the Himalayas? A. Nepal Simon!Q. Which classic rock group sings about black and white cookies? A. Oreo Speedwagon!

Two jazz guitarists meet at a bar. One says to the other, "Hey man, I bought your last album!" The other replies, "Oh, so that was you!"

Q. Why did the rock star put his guitar in the refrigerator?
A. He wanted to play really cool music.

Q. At a party, how can you figure out who is a guitar player?
A.
He'll surely tell you.

Q. How can you tell when a guitarist is out of tune?
A. His hands are moving.

Q. What's the difference between a Fender and a Les Paul?
A. The Les Paul burns longer...

Did you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield? It was music to his ears.

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