| Patient:
I just can't stop singing, What's New Pussycat.
Shrink: You might have TJS, Tom Jones Syndrome.
Patient: Is that rare?
Shrink: It's not unusual.
Q.
Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing?
A. Pollen Oates.
Q.
What did the hen-pecked guy mutter after his wife wailed,
"What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you
stand up and walk out on me?"
A. Evidently not. |
Q.
What is a semiconductor?
A. A part time musician.
Classical
Laugh of the Day: A guy's wife wouldn't let him listen to
orchestral music while they're having sex, but then they
came to a different arrangement.
Q.
What is a minimalist orchestra?
A. Just like a standard orchestra, just without all the
bells and whistles.
Q.
What happened during the fight in the orchestra hall?
A. Somebody struck a wrong chord and it led to a lot of
violins. |
Q.
Which R&B funk tribute band only plays in kitchens?
A. Earth, Wind, and Fryer!
After
silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.
However, a chef maestro would argue that a finely tuned
menu does the same.
Q.
Why do you feel sad when you see a band pack up their gear
after a big gig?
A. Because it's dis-concerting.
Rock
Trivia of the Day: The drug company's band called The
Prevention never took off even though they thought
they were better than The Cure. |
