| Q.
What is the favorite movie of mime sheep?
A. Silence of the Lambs.
Q.
What do you call a male street performer in Paris?
A. A man-to-mimist.
Q.
What did the Paris street performer sleep on at night?
A. A mime-ery foam mattress.
Q.
Which pantomimist was the first to reside at the White House?
A. Mimie Eisenhower.
Q.
Which kind of street performers stops by the library to
entertain kids at noon?
A. A mime-reader.
Q.
What is it called when a Paris street performer flips out
and reacts wildly?
A. Rant-o-mime. |
Q.
How do you describe the Paris street performer's curious
new routine?
A. Mime-numbing.
Unanswered
Riddle: If a mime got locked in a walk-in freezer, would
anybody know he needs help?
Q.
Which suggestive joke punch line is a mime's least favorite?
A. That's what she said.
Q.
What might you say when you catch a mute street performer
who is up to no good?
A. Mime, mime, mime.
Q.
What is it called when an incomprehensible campaigning politician
does his whole act leaning toward the left?
A. Slant-o-mime.
Q.
What do you call a dog street perfomer's act in Paris?
A. Pant-omime.
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Q.
Have you heard the latest mime joke?
A. Of course not!
Q.
What is the first rule of Mime Club?
A. You do not talk about Mime Club.
Pantomime
Point to Ponder: Are mimes just as scary as clowns,
or more so?
Q.
How did Major Mime know the new recruit was not cut out
to be a mime?
A. It was something he said.
Q.
What does a teenage street performer mouth when he royally
screws up?
A. Mime Bad!
Q.
Which kind of street perfomer might go off at any time?
A. A land mime.
Q.
Which street actor only does his act during December?
A. Santa-mime. |
