| Q.
Why did the circus magician decide to quit drinking?
A. Because every time he walked down the street he turned
into a bar.
Q.
How can you tell if you come from a line of crummy magicians?
A. You've got two half-sisters. OUCH!
Q.
What do you call the corpse of the magician who died doing
during his act?
A. Abra cadaver.
Q.
Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on
stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Q.
Why was the prostitute magician so popular?
A. 'Cause she always had a few good tricks.
A
shoe salesman, a pirate, and a clown jog into a bar. The
bartender says, "What? Is this some kind of a joke about
La Feet?" |
Q.
What do fun-loving physicists call a benzene ring with iron
atoms replacing the carbon?
A. A Ferrous Wheel.
Q.
Where did the automobile go on its summer vacation?
A. It joined the carnival.
Q.
What do you call a creepy pervert at the carnival's haunted
house?
A. A peek-a-boo!
Q.
Why are the toilets at haunted carnivals six inches higher
than normal?
A. They want to keep visitors on their toes.
Q.
What do little monsters ride at the amusement park?
A. The Scary-Go-Round.
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job operating a carousel at the
amusement park?
A. He was just going round in circles.
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Q.
Why do gnomes dislike clowns?
A. Because they're not funny and they trod all over everything
and everybody with their big feet!
Q.
What is the difference between a circus master and Caesar's
barber?
A. One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Q.
Why did the clown cross the road?
A. To get his rubber chicken.
Q.
Why did the clown's rubber chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to stretch her legs!
Q.
How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A. In a stretch limo.
Q.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. It just wanted to stretch its legs! |
